The Best 10 Haribo Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Haribo jokes. There are some haribo hash jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these haribo wispa puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Haribo Jokes and Puns

I walked up to a girl and said, "Skittles, Starburst, Jelly Babies, Haribo, Wine Gums."

"Erm...what?" she asked.

I said, "I'm trying to sweet-talk you into dating me."

A lady just came up to me in the shopping centre and asked me to take apart in a survey....

Q1 - What grooming products do you use...... I don't think .. Facebook, Haribo and Puppies were the answers she was after..

I gave my Chinese mate some sweets yesterday...

He said, oh these are Haribo!

Well if you don't like them, don't eat them then.

Haribo joke, I gave my Chinese mate some sweets yesterday...

You guys hear about the gummi bear massacre?

It was Haribo.

Did you hear about the child laborers that died at the candy factory?

It was Haribo.


How strange...

Last night my flatmate only popped out for milk wearing no make up and instead came back with 4 packets of Haribo, 4 fun size Snickers and a 'Best Costume' trophy.

Got stopped as I was walking into Boots today by a woman doing a Survey.

She asked me what my favourite Grooming Product was?

Should've seen her face when I said Haribo!

Haribo joke, Got stopped as I was walking into Boots today by a woman doing a Survey.

I don't know why so many people like gummy bears

Everybody calls them Haribo...

One time I got Starmix and Tangfastics mixed up...

...it was a Haribo mistake.

I have just read FHM's top grooming products of 2009. Surely they got it wrong.....

Haribo were not even in the top 10.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the haribo custard jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working haribo litre piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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