Hares Jokes
10 hares jokes and hilarious hares puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hares that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Quirky and Hilarious Hares Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
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Why did the rabbit suspect his wife was cheating on him?
He kept finding different hares in his bed.
A man was going bald, so he got rabbits tattooed on to his head.
From a distance they looked like hares.
I once knew a bald guy who liked to draw rabbits on his head
but from a distance they looked like hares
How did the rabbit know his wife was cheating on him?
He found a bunch of hares in his bed.
I told my dad that I wanted to become a man. So he made me lie down on the ground, then he sprinkled grass and seeds on my pecs.
I said, "Why are you doing this?"
He said, "It will put hares on your chest."
I saw a man with a several rabbits on his head today...
When I inquired as to why he had rabbits on his head, he simply stated "From a distance they look like hares"
Did you hear about the bald man?
yeah, he tattooed rabbits all over his head. From a distance they look like hares.
If you start going bald, get rabbits tattooed all over your head.
Until you get up close they look just like hares.
My dads solution to being bald
"Draw bunnies on your head, from a distance they look like hares"
Worried about hair loss? Just draw little rabbits on your head.
From a distance they'll look like hares.
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