Harelip Jokes
5 harelip jokes and hilarious harelip puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about harelip that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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A man with a harelip sits down at the bar
Bartender, one thcoth and thoda, please , he says. One thcoth and thoda, comin' up , says the barkeep. Hey! says the guy with the harelip, are you teathin' me? No way! says the bartender, thath juth the way I talk! . Another guy comes in and sits down. I'd like a scotch and soda, please . One scotch and soda, coming up , says the bartender. I thought you thaid you weren't teathin' me! , says the first guy. I'm not teathin' you , replied the bartender, I'm teathin' him!
My uncle's favorite joke.
A man with a wooden eye was always nervous asking girls to dance. He was always scared they would find his wooden eye too scary and say no. But he saw a pretty girl with a harelip across the dance floor and mustered up the courage to ask her to dance. Once he asked, she was ecstatic and couldn't believe someone asked her. She said, "Would I?! Would I?!". The man gets angry and says, "Harelip! Harelip!"
I knew a girl with a wooden eye in high school.
She got up the courage to ask this kid with a harelip out. So she asks "would you like to go to the dance with me?"
He says "Would I? Would I?"
She says "harelip harelip" and walks away.
What goes 'Mark, Mark!' ?
A dog with a harelip
What has four legs and goes "marc, marc?"
A dog with a harelip.
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