A receding hare line.
They both want to get there before the hare does.
I'll get a rabbit tattooed onto my head..
From a distance it would look like a hare
A hare dryer!
He uses Hare Spray...
(Ill see myself out)
THE WORLD'S MOST POLITICALLY CORRECT JOKE
A Christian, a Jew, a Hindu, a Mormon, a Sikh, a Hare Krishna, a Buddhist, a Pagan, an Atheist, a 3rd wave feminist, a non-binary gender neutral otherkin, a transgender Black Lives Matter activist, a Jehovah's Witness and a Muslim walk into a bar that only serves gluten free, dairy free, eco friendly, carbon neutral, halal, kosher, non GM, fair trade, free range, vegan, recycled water.
Nobody said or did anything and an acceptable time was had by all.
They both want to get there before the hare.
Missed him by a hare.
There was a hare in my soup
...when the minister swung and hit a rabbit with his shot. They both went up to the rabbit and saw that it was dead. Then the priest takes a small bottle out of his pocket and pours the contents onto the rabbit. Immediately the rabbit wakes up and hops away.
The minister says "Wow, I've never seen holy water do that!"
And the priest says, "That wasn't holy water... it was hare restorer."
Credit to my priest told this joke this morning.
I do hare cuts, only.
He rips out his hare!
I found it to be a hare raising experience.
A receding hare line
Winslow.
A bald eagle decides to stop by a small lake to get a drink. As he's drinking another bald eagle lands next to him.
He looks at the eagle and notices a tulip, a rose, and a rabbit's foot on top of his head.
"What's with the stuff on your head?", the eagle asks.
"Oh this?", he points to his head with his wing, "I'm trying hare in plants."
Hare loss.
A balding man said to his wife
"I've bought several rabbits for the garden"
Why?
"Well from a distance it'll look like I have lots of hare"
The Hare Force
In the hare force.
A nice hare cut
They both like to get there before the hare.
Apparently it wasn't a rabbit, it was a facial hare.
A: No, but I once found a hare in my soup.
Facial Hare
He found a hare in his bed.
Recieding hare line.
But he did not want to get a hair transplant nor did he want to take some odd medicine for it. So he decided to tattoo a rabbit on his scalp instead.
A friend of the man asked: "Why would you tattoo a rabbit on your head?"
The man answered: "Because from a distance it looks like hare."
Nice hare cut.
That he pulled out his hare.
An ingrown hare.
He pulled his hare out.
Q: How do you catch a rabbit?
A: A hare net.
A facial hare he replies
It was a hare raising experience.
and then complain there is a hare in my food.
I won by a hare
Because of the hare pollution!
Hare conditioning
They're both trying to get somewhere before the hare does
Aren't they disgusted by the hare in their food?
Let me tell ya...it's been hare raising.
A receding hare line.
There was once a party for the disabled. A man with a wooden eye sees a women with a hare lip and is instantly attracted. He approaches her and asks if she would like to dance. She enthusiastically replies Would I! Would I! .
So that man replies Hare lip! Hare lip!
It was a hare raising experience.
They are both hare raising.
A retreating hare line.
I almost hit a bunny but then i missed it by a hare.
I'm suffering from rapid hare loss!
It used to be a bunny, but after the dog with rabies bit it, it's rabbit.
*I'll just grab my coat and show myself out now...I know I almost nailed it. Just a hare short of a great joke*
It was already halfway through the lettuce
Get outta hare!
The results are hare raising.
A hare ball
One day the Native Indian and the Lone Ranger are out hunting. It's not long before the Native Indian decides to show the Lone Ranger how his people hunt and so puts his ear to the ground.
"Deer come" says the Native Indian, and not a second later a deer comes bounding through the grass past them. The Lone Ranger is obviously impressed and asks how he did it. The Native Indian taps the side of his nose.
Not long after the Native Indian puts his ear to the ground and says "Hare come", and not a second later a hare bounds out of the bushes past them. The Lone Ranger, once again impressed, asks how he does it. The Native Indian looks at him knowingly.
After a few minutes of walking the Native Indian once again puts his ear to the ground and says "buffalo come". But no buffalo appears. The Lone Rangers asks the Native Indian if he's sure. The Native Indian replies
"Yes. Ear is sticky".
It's a hare roe-ing tail
An ingrown hare.
It was a hare raising experience.
...and the little girl asks to the owner who was sitting near the front desk, "Do you guys sell rabbits here?" The owner responds with, "Sorry, but we don't have anymore rabbits. However, we sell hare if you would like some?"
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