A receding hare line.
They both want to get there before the hare does.
They both wanna get there before the hare does.
I'll get a rabbit tattooed onto my head..
From a distance it would look like a hare
A hare dryer!
They both want to get there before the hare.
He uses Hare Spray...
(Ill see myself out)
A receeding hare line
THE WORLD'S MOST POLITICALLY CORRECT JOKE
A Christian, a Jew, a Hindu, a Mormon, a Sikh, a Hare Krishna, a Buddhist, a Pagan, an Atheist, a 3rd wave feminist, a non-binary gender neutral otherkin, a transgender Black Lives Matter activist, a Jehovah's Witness and a Muslim walk into a bar that only serves gluten free, dairy free, eco friendly, carbon neutral, halal, kosher, non GM, fair trade, free range, vegan, recycled water.
Nobody said or did anything and an acceptable time was had by all.
TAOISM: Shit happens
ZEN BUDDHISM: What is the sound of shit happening?
PROTESTANTISM: Let shit happen to someone else
ATHEISTS: Shit happens for no apparent reason
HARE KRISHNA: Shit happens/ Shit happens/ Happens, happens/ Shit happens
CONFUCIANISM: Confucius says: "Shit happens"
HINDUISM: This shit happened before
CATHOLICISM: If shit happens you deserve it
AGNOSTICS: Facts happen
EVANGELISTS: Send me £8 million or shit will happen to you
BUDDHISM: If shit happens, it isn't really shit
ISLAM: If shit happens it is the will of Allah
JUDAISM: Why does shit always happen to us?
CHRISTIAN SCIENTISTS: Only good shit happens
JEHOVA'S WITNESSES: Let us in and we will tell you why shit happens
Edit : RASTAFARIANISM: Let's smoke this shit (Thanks u/rakshu)
They both want to get there before the hare.
Missed him by a hare.
A receding hare line.
...when the minister swung and hit a rabbit with his shot. They both went up to the rabbit and saw that it was dead. Then the priest takes a small bottle out of his pocket and pours the contents onto the rabbit. Immediately the rabbit wakes up and hops away.
The minister says "Wow, I've never seen holy water do that!"
And the priest says, "That wasn't holy water... it was hare restorer."
Credit to my priest told this joke this morning.
He rips out his hare!
I found it to be a hare raising experience.
Winslow.
You can pull a hare out your arse but you can't pull a rabbit.
A receding hare line
A bald eagle decides to stop by a small lake to get a drink. As he's drinking another bald eagle lands next to him.
He looks at the eagle and notices a tulip, a rose, and a rabbit's foot on top of his head.
"What's with the stuff on your head?", the eagle asks.
"Oh this?", he points to his head with his wing, "I'm trying hare in plants."
A receding hare line.
A receding hare line.
Hare loss.
A balding man said to his wife
"I've bought several rabbits for the garden"
Why?
"Well from a distance it'll look like I have lots of hare"
In the hare force.
The Hare Force
A nice hare cut
...were sitting in a bush, having a poo.
'Do you find that poo sticks to your fur?', asked The Bear of The Hare.
'why, yes Bear, actually it does.'
And with that, The Bear picked up The Hare and uses him to wipe his arse.
And that kids, is why you always bring toilet roll on a camping trip
A receding hare line.
because his hare is almost gone.
They both like to get there before the hare.
Apparently it wasn't a rabbit, it was a facial hare.
A: No, but I once found a hare in my soup.
Facial Hare
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