Following is our collection of funniest Hare jokes. There are some hare krishna jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hare partridge puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Q: How do you catch a rabbit?
A: A hare net.
They both want to get there before the hare.
Facial Hare
The Hare Force
That he pulled out his hare.
He rips out his hare!
They both want to get there before the hare does.
Hare loss.
and then complain there is a hare in my food.
It was a hare raising experience.
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He uses Hare Spray...
(Ill see myself out)
I won by a hare
But he did not want to get a hair transplant nor did he want to take some odd medicine for it. So he decided to tattoo a rabbit on his scalp instead.
A friend of the man asked: "Why would you tattoo a rabbit on your head?"
The man answered: "Because from a distance it looks like hare."
Recieding hare line.
I found it to be a hare raising experience.
A receding hare line.
A nice hare cut
He pulled his hare out.
A retreating hare line.
I'll get a rabbit tattooed onto my head..
From a distance it would look like a hare
They both like to get there before the hare.
A bald eagle decides to stop by a small lake to get a drink. As he's drinking another bald eagle lands next to him.
He looks at the eagle and notices a tulip, a rose, and a rabbit's foot on top of his head.
"What's with the stuff on your head?", the eagle asks.
"Oh this?", he points to his head with his wing, "I'm trying hare in plants."
...when the minister swung and hit a rabbit with his shot. They both went up to the rabbit and saw that it was dead. Then the priest takes a small bottle out of his pocket and pours the contents onto the rabbit. Immediately the rabbit wakes up and hops away.
The minister says "Wow, I've never seen holy water do that!"
And the priest says, "That wasn't holy water... it was hare restorer."
Credit to my priest told this joke this morning.
A balding man said to his wife
"I've bought several rabbits for the garden"
Why?
"Well from a distance it'll look like I have lots of hare"
A: No, but I once found a hare in my soup.
A receding hare line
Winslow.
An ingrown hare.
Nice hare cut.
Hare conditioning
He found a hare in his bed.
They're both trying to get somewhere before the hare does
Because of the hare pollution!
In the hare force.
A hare dryer!
A receding hare line.
Apparently it wasn't a rabbit, it was a facial hare.
Aren't they disgusted by the hare in their food?
Missed him by a hare.
They are both hare raising.
A facial hare he replies
Let me tell ya...it's been hare raising.
I do hare cuts, only.
There was once a party for the disabled. A man with a wooden eye sees a women with a hare lip and is instantly attracted. He approaches her and asks if she would like to dance. She enthusiastically replies Would I! Would I! .
So that man replies Hare lip! Hare lip!
There was a hare in my soup
People tell me, from a distance it looks like hare.
They don't have hare.
Waiter: What would you like to order?
Dad: I'll have the rabbit stew.
Waiter: Ok. Only if you promise not to say ''Waiter, there's a hare in my stew'' after I bring it to you
Dad:
Waiter:
Dad: I'll have the chicken
WAITER: are you ready to order?
DAD: I'll have the rabbit stew
WAITER: only if you promise not to say "waiter there's a hare in my soup" after I bring it
DAD:
WAITER:
DAD: I'll have the chicken
And presto-chango, facial hare!
I said, "Get out of hare?!"
A hare salon
A receding hare line.
A receding hare line.
The "hare" to the throne
Cause it looked like hare from a distance.
He pulled out his hare.
An in-grown hare!:)
Hare.
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