Hardworking Jokes
21 hardworking jokes and hilarious hardworking puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hardworking that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Hardworking Short Jokes
Short hardworking jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hardworking humour may include short working hard jokes also.
- As a hardworking American I'm proud to finally say I'm a millionaire Unfortunately, nobody in the states is accepting payment with Zimbabwean dollars.
- Why do waiters love serving hardworking people? Because they always give a hundred and ten percent
- Miners are the most hard-working people. Even after one dies, he's back underground in a couple of days.
- Interviewer: What are three words that describe you? Applicant: Hardworking, intelligent and dishonest.
- An honest politician, a hard-working civil servant and Santa Claus find a 100 dollar bill. Who gets to keep it?
Santa does, the other two are creatures of myth and legend. - What is the difference between hardwork and trying to build a career as an artist? hardwork pays
- I'm an honest, hardworking kind of guy. I lied, I'm too lazy to even come up with a good punchline for this.
- What's the difference been a hardworking, caring, mother of 4, and a t**...? You can negotiate with a t**...
- Did you hear about the hardworking h**... addict? He was always up burning the midnight foil.
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Hardworking One Liners
Which hardworking one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hardworking? I can suggest the ones about overworked and working harder than.
- Generation Z is best known for being hard-working ...within the Minecraft community.
- Who was the most hardworking president? ∫F•dr
- 2 Truths And A Lie Hardworking Black Man.
- Why was the car mechanic very hardworking at changing tyres? He really wanted to retire
- Prostitution is a real tough job... I guess you could say, it's real *hard*work.
- Bro, You look like Muhammad Ali Before all the training and the hardwork
Entertaining Hardworking Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about hardworking you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean work ethic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hardworking pranks.
4 million of these people enter our country every year. They are uneducated, unskilled, and contribute nothing. They are a burden to honest, hardworking Americans and our government is doing nothing to stop them, not to mention they're dirty and they smell bad. THEY DON'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH!!
I really hate babies.
4 million of these people...
### 4 million of these people enter our country every year. They are uneducated, unskilled, and contribute nothing. They are a burden to honest, hardworking Americans and our government is doing nothing to stop them, not to mention they're dirty and they smell bad. THEY DON'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH!!
I really hate babies.
Drains on society
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "You know, this past election year has really got me thinking. Did you know 4 million of these people enter our country each year? They are uneducated, unskilled, and contribute nothing. They are a burden to honest, hard-working Americans and the government is doing nothing to stop them. Not to mention that they are dirty and they smell bad! They don't even speak English!!!" the guy rants to the bartender. "I hate babies."
Why is it always crowded in a s**... bank?
Because people are paid to come.
Why'd you think s**... donations are really expensive, because they're handmade
But Its hardwork tho, it takes alo of b**... to do it, whatever you thing you on regular that's nutting.
Interviewer:So what are some of your good qualities?
Man:Well , I can asure I am hardworking, good with teamwork, diligent, and of course trustable.
Interviewer:Amazing, what about your bad qualities do you have one?
Man:I do have ,I like to lie.
