The Best 14 Hardwood Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Hardwood jokes. There are some hardwood masons jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hardwood floor puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Hardwood Jokes and Puns

What do men ànd hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

Girl you are like a fine oriental rug...

...you'd look great on hardwood.

I just got condoms installed on my floor today

it protects the hardwood.

Hardwood joke, I just got condoms installed on my floor today

Next time someone complains about millennials

Remind them which generation linoleumed over all those beautiful hard-wood floors.

What did the Canadian think of his hardwood flooring?

It was Oak, Eh!


A man is drinking at a bar and meets a redheaded woman, not realizing that she is transgender

Already drunk, the man decided to ask, "Does the carpet match the drapes?" The transgender woman replies, "There's no carpet, only hardwood."

Women...

are like hardwood floors. Lay 'em right the first time, and you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

Hardwood joke, Women...

If the carpet matches the drapes

I'll install the hardwood for free

I get asked all the time why I play in a gay basketball league

It's because I love going up and down the hardwood.

Want to start a company that specializes in building structures out of wood

and call it Hardwood Erections...

Yes, I'm a natural blonde. I would say the drapes match the carpet...

But I prefer hardwood.

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What does a sexy tree give you?

Hardwood.

Does the carpet match the drapes?

Nope, I've got hardwood.

The installers put down my new hardwood really quickly.

They floored it.

(Was the reply when I told a friend that the installers were almost done)

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the hardwood fitter jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working hardwood widdle piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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