Hardwood Flooring Jokes
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What do men ànd hardwood flooring have in common?
Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!
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What type of flooring do l**... prefer?
They prefer carpet over hardwoods.
I just got condoms installed on my floor today
it protects the hardwood.
Next time someone complains about millennials
Remind them which generation linoleumed over all those beautiful hard-wood floors.
What did the Canadian think of his hardwood flooring?
It was Oak, Eh!
The installers put down my new hardwood really quickly.
They floored it.
(Was the reply when I told a friend that the installers were almost done)
When I figured out that people walk on hardwood and carpet,
I was floored.
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