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29 hardware software jokes and hilarious hardware software puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hardware software that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Hardware Software Short Jokes

Short hardware software jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hardware software humour may include short computer hardware jokes also.

  1. How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb? none, its a hardware issue.
  2. What is the best girlfriend for a computer geek? One that turns his software into hardware.
  3. How many software developers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero, thats a hardware issue.
  4. How many software developers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I'm sorry, that appears to be a hardware problem.
  5. There is a group of Amish engineers who created the hardware and software for a small self-driving horseless carriage. It's a little buggy.
  6. My 7yr old heard this... How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
    Zero, lightbulbs are hardware.
  7. How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? Zero, that's a hardware problem.
    My buddy's daughter came up with this. She is 4.
  8. How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.
  9. What's the difference between computers and people? With computers, you put the software into the hardware.
  10. What's the difference between a psychologist and a psychiatrist? One deals with software the other deals with hardware

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Hardware Software One Liners

Which hardware software one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hardware software? I can suggest the ones about hardware and software.

  1. What's the best pickup line for a computer girl You turn my software into hardware
  2. Why was the computer shy? Because it had hardware and software but no underware.
  3. Yo mamma is so fat that when she sat on a laptop, the hardware turned into software!
  4. Yo mamma is so fat that when she sat on a laptop, the hardware turned into software!
  5. How do you turn software into hardware? Rub it.
  6. Why was the computer embarrassed? Because it has software, hardware, but no underwear!
  7. Do you work for computers? because you just turned my software into hardware ;)
  8. Are you a computer w**...? it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.

Hardware Software Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about hardware software you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean software development jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hardware software pranks.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell snails, Home Depot sell software, or Comcast sell s**...?

McDonald's is a fast food restaurant.
Home Depot sells hardware.
Comcast doesn't charge extra to screw you.

Light bulb classics. Light 'em up

1) How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Does not compute. It's a hardware problem.

What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you*don't* maintain it.