Hardship Jokes
13 hardship jokes and hilarious hardship puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hardship that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Hardship Short Jokes
Short hardship jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hardship humour may include short jokes also.
- My parents made a decent living as fisherman even though they could only afford a boat made of balsa wood. They didn't have real hardship.
- If I had a dollar for every time somebody told me , don't worry, you'll all get back pay I'd still be in a financial hardship due to the government shutdown.
- A man drowned at sea attempting to board a life raft after his cargo ship sank. He was only used to going through hardships.
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Hardship One Liners
Which hardship one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hardship? I can suggest the ones about and .
- I named my boat "Marriage"... so that it will never sink, cause marriage is a hardship.
- Obama said our ship has come in. We're just now realizing it was hardship.
Hardship Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about hardship you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hardship pranks.
Once, a prince..
..decided to disguise himself and mingle with people to see their hardships by himself. There, he encountered a farmer who looked exactly like him. Curious, the prince approached the farmer and asked him "By any chance, did your mother work in the palace?"
The farmer replied, "No, but
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My father used to work in the palace"
P.S.:This is an old Indian joke, I'm doing my best to translate it. Hope I can make some people smile:)
Hard Times
A pirate was standing on the crow's nest and then he slipped and fell. He fell through the first floor, then he fell through the second floor, then he fell through the third floor and hit the bottom floor of the ship!
The first mate comes up to him and asks "Are ye all right matey?"
The pirate replies, "Arrr, yes... I've been through hardship before!"
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Terrance was the most dangerous and least respected hardship on the Oregon trail
Scholars say over half of fatalities were caused by dissin' terry
Two men are having a conversation.
One says to the other, Hey I just heard about the lawsuit over your ship. If I remember correctly, your ship is built entirely out of stone accidentally destroyed another ship when they bumped into each other, right?
Yeah, the man responds solemnly. It's a real hardship.
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If there's a hardship greater than putting cheese on a c**... and having it break before it gets into your mouth I've not heard of it.
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A mexican guy, a black guy, and a white guy are all walking down a beach when they find a magic lamp...
So they rubbed it and a genie pops out, tells them they get 1 wish each.
The mexican guy goes 1st and says: "I wish that my homeland is rid of all hardships so all my people in the USA can move peacefully back to Mexico." and p**...! The wish is granted.
The black guy goes next and says: "I wish that my homeland is rid of all hardships so all my people in the USA can move peacefully back to Africa." and p**...! The wish is granted.
Last up is the white guy, he asks the genie: "with their wishes, all the Mexicans and b**... are back to their home lands?" The genie replies: "yes, they all are."
The white guy then says: "I'll have a coke please."