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Are you ready to laugh until your sides hurt? Test your humor mettle with the hardest jokes around. From the weakest puns to the etymology of "deez nuts," this article examines the slowest, funniest jokes around.
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- This week in DC, mark zuckerberg is currently doing the hardest thing imaginable. He's explaining Facebook to old people.
- What's the hardest thing about dating a blind woman? Getting her husband's voice just right
- What's the hardest part breaking up with a japanese girlfriend? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.
- My 9 year old just told me this one and I had to share. What's the hardest part about learning to ride a bike. The pavement.
- What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese chick? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
- Say what you want about Putin but he's the world hardest working president, He has to run two countries instead of one.
- What's the hardest part about getting twenty one year olds drunk? Slipping the booze into their baby bottles without the parents noticing
- "Do you know what the hardest part of the night is?" asked the taxi driver. "Is it his shield?" I asked.
- the hardest part about hitting a child in public... is avoiding getting caught by their parent's.
- People say the hardest part of the first date is the first kiss. No idea what they mean, the hardest part of my first date was getting her to take the sleeping pills.
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- What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza? Skinning the vegan.
- I started dating a blind girl. The hardest part was imitating her husband's voice.
- I decided to become vegan today The hardest part is quitting cold turkey.
- The first four letters of the alphabet are the hardest. The rest are e-z.
- What's the hardest part about hearing your sister has AIDS? acting surprised
- Egyptian alcoholics are the hardest to talk to..... They are always in denial.
- What's the hardest part about reading a veterinarian book? Putting it down
- I recently joined a nudist colony. The first few days were the hardest.
- What's the hardest part about being a vegan? Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.
- What's the hardest food to stop eating? Cold turkey
- A friend of mine jointed a nudist camp last week he said the first day was the hardest.
- What is the hardest part about firing a black man? Waiting for him to show up.
- I vacationed at a nudist colony this past summer... the first few days were the hardest.
- What's the hardest part about being black and jewish? Having to rob your own banks.
- What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your parents you're gay.
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What's the hardest part about eating a vegtable?
The wheelchair.
What kind of mint is the hardest to s**...?
Abandonment.
What's the hardest number to say?
... 70 because after 69 your mouth's full.
What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?
Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.
My Cousin's Wedding Night
On my cousin's wedding night he approached our grandfather and asked, "Pap, you and gram have been married for 56 years. Can you give me any advice on my wedding night?"
My grandfather responded, "take the hardest thing you got and put it where she pees."
My cousin thought for a moment and then asked, "why would I put my bowling ball in the toilet?"
Hardest job in the world is being a
Police sketch artist in China.
What's the hardest part about eating a brownie?
Having to face her parents at the sentencing.
A man was being chased in the woods by a lion who was going to eat him...
He ran his hardest, but the lion was advancing quickly. Just as it looked like the end for him, he decided on a last ditch effort. Being Catholic, he looked to the sky, dropped to his knees, and desperately prayed. "Lord!" he exclaimed. "Make this lion a Christian!" Instantly the lion pressed his paws together and prayed "For this meal in which I am about to partake..."
What's the hardest part about rollerblading?
Telling your parents you found a place that still sells rollerblades.
What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?
The road.
After performing a marriage ceremony, the Rabbi gave some advice to the newlyweds.
"The first ten years are always the hardest," said the Rabbi.
"How many years have you been married?" They asked.
"Ten years," the Rabbi replied.
What's the hardest thing about eating baby vegetables?
Convincing the nurse that you're from the Make-a-Wish Foundation.
Tasteless Joke
Whats the hardest part about r**... a deaf girl?
Breaking her fingers so she doesn't tell anyone.
The thing about ice skating ...
No matter how good you are, the hardest part is always your n**....
What are the four hardest years of a police officer's life?
The first grade.
What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?
Figuring out what to tell you about first.
Who is the hardest person to find in hide and seek?
Daniel Morcombe
What's the hardest thing about riding a scooter?
Telling your parents you're gay
What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?
Vegetable soup.
I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another;
Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable?
Getting the wheelchair into the oven
Do you know what the hardest part of rollerblading is?
Telling your father you are gay.
What's the hardest part about being a vegan?
finding enough protein to get the energy you need to tell everyone you have ever met that you are a vegan.
Do you know what's the hardest about being a narcissist?
Well, when I'm looking in the mirror, me.
Vegan ribs are actually delicious!
The hardest part is hunting down the vegan.
What's the hardest part of being a gay black cop?
The discrimination.
What's the hardest part of skydiving?
The ground!
What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?
When you ask the patients "what's the problem?" They'll say "nothing"
They say breakups are the hardest in China.
You break up with the girl, and you see her face everywhere.
...Sorry
What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?
Convincing the sound to get into your van.
The hardest part about online dating...
Finding someone who clicks with you.
Holiday s**... is the best s**... ever.....
That was the hardest postcard from my wife to read!
Getting up
Is only the second hardest thing in the morning.
What's the hardest thing about becoming a lawyer in Ireland?
Passing the bar.
I got a call from my ex crying and telling me she was h**...+
The hardest part is always having to act surprised.
Know what's the hardest thing about having s**... with a Japanese girl?
Trying to find an octopus at 11PM.
My ex just called me, sobbing on the phone to tell me she has AIDS and I should get checked.
The hardest part is acting surprised.
A man is sitting in his dentist's waiting room and is visibly nervous.
A kindly nurse comes up to him and says, "Sir don't be nervous, the first time is always the hardest." The gentleman looks up at her and exclaims, 'Don't 'First Time,' me tutz - I've been to the Dentist a million times and I know the drill!"
What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family?
Ending them.
What's the hardest part when your ex tells you she is h**... positive
Trying to act surprised.
What's the hardest thing about skydiving?
The ground.
What is the hardest part about admitting you are a gay lion?
Having to s**... your pride.
My SO and I recently decided we don't want to have kids...
I think the kids are taking it the hardest
Volkswagon were pretty dumb to name one of their cars 'Golf'
Why name a car after a slow and boring sport where the hardest part is driving
What's the hardest part about an ex saying they're h**... positive?
Trying to act surprised
What is the hardest part about roller skating?
Telling your parents that you're gay
What's the hardest tea to s**...
Reality
Elton John thinks that "sorry" seems to be the hardest word.
He clearly hasn't been to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
A blonde is working on a puzzle...
She calls her husband over and says, "This is the hardest jigsaw puzzle I've ever seen in my whole life!"
The husband responds, "What do you mean, honey?"
She says, "Well there's a picture of a tiger on the box, but looking at all these pieces, I don't see how in the world this is going to ever make picture of a tiger."
The husband says, "That's alright honey, let's just put all the cereal back in the box."
What's the hardest part of going vegetarian?
Giving up cold turkey
What's the hardest thing in the world?
Putting it in soft.
What Is The Hardest Job In The World?
Sketching For Police Officers In China
What is the hardest part about sky diving?
The ground.
Which Halloween costume has the hardest time getting to third base?
The Headless horseman
Louis C.K. is the hardest working comedian in the business
He literally built and ended his own career with his bare hands.
What was the hardest thing for Louis c**... when he had to leave his disrespectful kids home alone?
Getting someone to watch his little jerks.
I have the hardest time with numbers divisible by 2.
I can't even.
What Is The Hardest Thing for A c**... User To Do?
Nothing.
h**... murders are the hardest to solve
They don't have dental records and all their DNA is the same.
What's the hardest part about drag racing?
Running in heels.
What's the hardest trick in skateboarding?
Getting a job
The hardest part about my grandmothers death?
Making it look like an accident.
The Hardest Day of my Life Was When Our Interior Design Class Went Camping.
It was pretty in tents.
