The Best 67 Hardes Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Hardes jokes. There are some hardes tougher jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hardes baddest puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Hardes Jokes and Puns

What's the hardest part about eating a vegtable?

The wheelchair.

What's the hardest number to say?

... 70 because after 69 your mouth's full.

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

Hardes joke, What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Hardest job in the world is being a

Police sketch artist in China.

What's the hardest part about being black and jewish?

Having to rob your own banks.


What's the hardest part about eating a brownie?

Having to face her parents at the sentencing.

"Do you know what the hardest part of the night is?" asked the taxi driver.

"Is it his shield?" I asked.

Hardes joke, "Do you know what the hardest part of the night is?" asked the taxi driver.

What's the hardest part of rollerblading?

Telling your parents you're gay.

What's the hardest part about rollerblading?

Telling your parents you found a place that still sells rollerblades.

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

What's the hardest thing about eating baby vegetables?

Convincing the nurse that you're from the Make-a-Wish Foundation.

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What are the four hardest years of a police officer's life?

The first grade.

What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?

Fitting in....

What's the hardest thing about riding a scooter?

Telling your parents you're gay

Hardes joke, What's the hardest thing about riding a scooter?

Do you know what the hardest part of rollerblading is?

Telling your father you are gay.

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

finding enough protein to get the energy you need to tell everyone you have ever met that you are a vegan.

Do you know what's the hardest about being a narcissist?

Well, when I'm looking in the mirror, me.


What's the hardest part of being a gay black cop?

The discrimination.

What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem?" They'll say "nothing"

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

The hardest part about online dating...

Finding someone who clicks with you.

What's the hardest thing about becoming a lawyer in Ireland?

Passing the bar.

What is the hardest part about firing a black man?

Waiting for him to show up.

Know what's the hardest thing about having sex with a Japanese girl?

Trying to find an octopus at 11PM.

What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family?

Ending them.

the hardest part about hitting a child in public...

is avoiding getting caught by their parent's.

What's the hardest part when your ex tells you she is HIV positive

Trying to act surprised.

What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The ground.

What is the hardest part about admitting you are a gay lion?

Having to swallow your pride.

What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

What's the hardest part about an ex saying they're HIV positive?

Trying to act surprised

What's the hardest part about hearing your sister has AIDS?

Acting surprised

What is the hardest part about roller skating?

Telling your parents that you're gay

What's the hardest tea to swallow

Reality

What's the hardest part of going vegetarian?

Giving up cold turkey

What's the hardest thing about dating a blind woman?

Getting her husband's voice just right

What's the hardest thing in the world?

Putting it in soft.

What Is The Hardest Job In The World?

Sketching For Police Officers In China

What was the hardest thing for Louis CK when he had to leave his disrespectful kids home alone?

Getting someone to watch his little jerks.

I have the hardest time with numbers divisible by 2.

I can't even.

What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese chick?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What's the hardest part about getting twenty one year olds drunk?

Slipping the booze into their baby bottles without the parents noticing

What's the hardest part about reading a Veterinarian book?

Putting it down

What's the hardest food to stop eating?

Cold turkey

What's the hardest part about drag racing?

Running in heels.

What's the hardest trick in skateboarding?

Getting a job

The hardest part about my grandmothers death?

Making it look like an accident.

The Hardest Day of my Life Was When Our Interior Design Class Went Camping.

It was pretty in tents.

"This is the hardest part of our job," said the police officer after Adam was pronounced dead in the accident.

"Yeah, but break the news slowly. His wife is a very sensitive person."

The police officer knocks on the door and Adam's wife opens it.

"Are you Adam's widow?" said the police.

What's the hardest part about having Alzheimer's?

What's the hardest part about having Alzheimer's?

What is the hardest thing about being in Hypochondriacs Anonymous?

Admitting that you don't have a problem.

What's the hardest thing about being an anti-vaxxer?

Apparently, keeping it to yourself.

And the mumps.

Do you know what the hardest job in the world is?

Being a straight guy with lisp trying to sell peanuts.

What's the hardest thing for an alcoholic law student to do?

Pass the bar

What's the hardest thing about playing golf with your wife?

Saying nice shot 147 times

What's the hardest part about cooking vegetables?

The Wheelchair.

The three hardest things to say to someone

1- I was wrong

2- I don't know

3- Worcestershire Sauce

Do you know what the hardest thing about having a 10 second memory is?

I don't know, but do you know what the hardest thing about having a 10 second memory is?

Which is the hardest for you to say?

Which is the hardest for you to say?

1. I love you

2. I was wrong

3. I am sorry

4. I need help

5. Worcestershire Sauce

6. I appreciate you

The hardest part about learning the alphabet is the first four letters;

The rest is just E-Z.

What's the hardest part of being a vegan?

Keeping it to yourself...

What's the hardest thing about being a vegan that CrossFits?

Trying to decide which one to tell people about first.

What's the hardest part about eating a clock?

It's time consuming

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