The Best 36 Hardcore Jokes
Following is our collection of funniest Hardcore jokes. There are some hardcore https jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hardcore hardcore mice puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Funny Hardcore Jokes and Puns
Why do hardcore kids wear camouflage?
Because they don't want to be scene.
If you were in high school in the mid 2000s, you get it.
What kind of online videos do fish love to watch?
Hardcore prawn
What do you call an apple filled with cement?
Hardcore.
I have a hardcore yeast affection.
I love breads and doughs.
I used to date a chick liked it when I made her angry while we were in bed.
She was into hardcore scorn.
Really Google Autocomplete? You honestly think I want to search for "hardcore poem"?
A Hardcore atheist, A dedicated vegan, and an avid cross-fiter walk into a bar. how can you tell which one is which?
They tell you.
I had a frozen apple for lunch today
It was hardcore
Found a site for hardcore Harambe Supporters
It's called Omegle, Everyone has their dicks out for Harambe.
A recruiter asked me if I wanted to be a hardcore developer
I said sure, I've always wanted to work for PornHub
Life is like a hardcore drug.
I've taken several.
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I'm a hardcore gamer. I wouldn't trade my PS4 for a Nintendo console even if they let me design and manufacture it myself. Nope...
I'll never make the switch.
I just ate a frozen apple.
Hardcore.
I had a frozen apple for breakfast today.
Hardcore.
I was supposed to go on tour with a hardcore band
But their van kept breaking down
I used to be have a hardcore addiction to brake fluid...
but now I can stop whenever I want to
I was a party. My friend said, "You see that girl over there? She's hardcore. She gets high by snorting insects."
I made a beeline for her.
What kind of magic does a magician use if he addicted to hardcore drugs?
"Coke and mirrors."
:)
I'm very sensitive so I always go after the hardcore dominatrixes when trying to get laid on Tinder
Being rejected hurts less
Only hardcore Star Trek fans know Zefram Cochrane's real name.
Zefram Katsopolis.
Life is like a video game
Most of us play on easy difficulty, some on medium, then there is Africa playing on hardcore.
I just saw a guy bite straight into a frozen apple!
It was so hardcore!
French people are so hardcore
They eat pain for breakfast.
You know what they say in the hardcore rounding communities...
Every whole's a goal 😏
Comic shop employees are like bartenders for nerds
The hardcore nerds will take One DC, one Marvel, and one Indie
even though im a hardcore weeb, i still like 3d girls.
especially annie may.
what do you call an Apple with a rock in it?
Hardcore
I see they have just launched a new porno-mag for hardcore paedophiles. Its called....
Barely Foetal
My son wanted an intense, hardcore game, where you have build awesome bases, fight monsters, and online play.
So I got him Minecraft.
Here's to antivaxxers...
The hardcore players of the 10 year challenge.
I'm a hardcore believer in the i before e except after c rule
It's science.
Unvaccinated kids are Sonic's hardcore fans
cuz they gotta go fast
I couldn't come up with names so...
Person 1: Did you know that there's a secret menu at that burger place?
Person 2: No, tell me about it.
Person 1: The most secret is a burger. This burger is so hardcore that it qualifies as breakfast, lunch and dinner for 7 people, for 7 years. And if you finish it in under an hour, they'll pay.
Person 2: For the burger?
Person 1: No your hospital fees.
My BDSM community took me to court for not being hardcore enough. I got off with just a slap on the wrist.
So I lost the case.
two hardcore trump supporters die and ascend to heaven.
God meets them at the pearly gates and asks if they have any questions.
One of them says, yes, what were the real results of the 2020 election and who was behind the fraud? .
God says, "my son, there was no fraud. Biden won the electoral college fair and square, 306 to 232 .
After a few seconds of stunned silence, the one guy turns to the other and whispers, This goes higher up than we thought .
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