Hardcore Jokes
46 hardcore jokes and hilarious hardcore puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hardcore that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Hardcore Short Jokes
Short hardcore jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hardcore humour may include short hardened jokes also.
- My b**... community took me to court for not being h**... enough. I got off with just a slap on the wrist. So I lost the case.
- I was a party. My friend said, "You see that girl over there? She's h**.... She gets high by snorting insects." I made a beeline for her.
- What's the difference between pop punk and h**... punk? A h**... band is a Minor Threat. A pop punk band is a threat to minors.
- Life is like a video game Most of us play on easy difficulty, some on medium, then there is Africa playing on h**....
- How do you get a h**... crypto technical analyst off your front porch? Pay him for the pizza
- Why do h**... kids wear camouflage? Because they don't want to be scene.
If you were in high school in the mid 2000s, you get it. - Do you want to satisfy your h**... food f**...? Buy my new book: 50 Shades of Grey Poupon
- Found a site for h**... Harambe Supporters It's called Omegle, Everyone has their d**... out for Harambe.
- A h**... atheist, A dedicated vegan, and an avid cross-fiter walk into a bar. how can you tell which one is which? They tell you.
- I used to be have a h**... addiction to brake fluid... but now I can stop whenever I want to
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Hardcore One Liners
Which hardcore one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hardcore? I can suggest the ones about hard headed and hard rock.
- Life is like a h**... drug. I've taken several.
- Here's to antivaxxers... The h**... players of the 10 year challenge.
- I had a frozen apple for breakfast today. h**....
- What do you call an apple filled with cement? h**....
- What kind of online videos do fish love to watch? h**... prawn
- French people are incredibly h**... ... They eat pain for breakfast.
- I just ate a frozen apple. h**....
- I'm a h**... believer in the i before e except after c rule It's science.
- French people are so h**... They eat pain for breakfast.
- Really Google Autocomplete? You honestly think I want to search for "h**... poem"?
- even though im a h**... weeb, i still like 3d girls. especially annie may.
- Only h**... Star Trek fans know Zefram Cochrane's real name. Zefram Katsopolis.
- Unvaccinated kids are Sonic's h**... fans cuz they gotta go fast
- I just saw a guy bite straight into a frozen apple! It was so h**...!
- I had a frozen apple for lunch today It was h**...
Playful Hardcore Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about hardcore you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hard man jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hardcore pranks.
two h**... trump supporters die and ascend to heaven.
God meets them at the pearly gates and asks if they have any questions.
One of them says, yes, what were the real results of the 2020 election and who was behind the fraud? .
God says, "my son, there was no fraud. Biden won the electoral college fair and square, 306 to 232 .
After a few seconds of stunned silence, the o**... turns to the other and whispers, This goes higher up than we thought .
I couldn't come up with names so...
Person 1: Did you know that there's a secret menu at that burger place?
Person 2: No, tell me about it.
Person 1: The most secret is a burger. This burger is so h**... that it qualifies as breakfast, lunch and dinner for 7 people, for 7 years. And if you finish it in under an hour, they'll pay.
Person 2: For the burger?
Person 1: No your hospital fees.
A recruiter asked me if I wanted to be a h**... developer
I said sure, I've always wanted to work for PornHub
I used to date a chick liked it when I made her angry while we were in bed.
She was into h**... scorn.
I see they have just launched a new p**...-mag for h**... paedophiles. Its called....
Barely Foetal
Comic shop employees are like bartenders for nerds
The h**... nerds will take One DC, one Marvel, and one Indie
