The Best 13 Hardback Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Hardback jokes. There are some hardback heads jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hardback ebook puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Hardback Jokes and Puns

I went into a book store today and asked if they had any books about turtles.

The cashier said : hardback?

I said: yeah and little heads

So, tonight at the library I asked the librarian if they had any books on turtles

"Hardback?" she inquired. "Yes" I said. "and little heads."

I went into the library and asked for a book on turtles.

the lady said, "hardback?"

I replied, "yes, with little wrinkled heads"

Hardback joke, I went into the library and asked for a book on turtles.

i went to a bookshop

And asked for a book about tortoises. The woman asked "hardback?"

I said "yeah, and little heads."

I went into a book shop and asked for a book about turtles

"Hardback" said the woman behind the counter

"Yes" I replied, "and small heads"


I guy finds a little turtle but he isn't sure how to look after it.

So he goes to the library and asks the librarian for a book on turtles.
She asks "Hardback?"
"Yes," he replies, "with a little head and beady eyes."

My local book shop had a sale on "1/3 off all titles"

I scored a pristine hardback copy of 'The Lion, The Witch'

Hardback joke, My local book shop had a sale on "1/3 off all titles"

I went to a bookstore and asked the woman at the desk if they had any books on turtles

"Hardback?" She asked.

"Yes" I said...
"And the little head and feet"

A man walks into a bookstore and asks, "Got any books on turtles?"

The shopkeeper replies, "Hardback?"

The man says, "Yeah. And little heads."

Book Shop

I went to the book shop and asked the woman behind the counter for a book on turtles, she said "hardback?" I said "yeah and little heads"

I went to the bookstore the other day and asked the lady at the front if she had any books on turtles

She was like "hardback?"
And I'm like "yeah and little heads"

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I went to the bookstore and asked the store assistant for a book on turtles

She asked, Hardback?
And I was like, Yeah, and little heads

I just went into my local bookstore and asked if they had any books on turtles...

Hardback? , asked the clerk.



Yes, with cute little legs. I said.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the hardback bookshop jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working hardback paperback piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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