Hard To Solve Jokes
29 hard to solve jokes and hilarious hard to solve puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hard to solve that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Hard To Solve Short Jokes
Short hard to solve jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hard to solve humour may include short hard to understand jokes also.
- Why are crimes in the 'Deep South' so hard to solve? There's no dental records & all the DNA matches...
- Why are murders so hard to solve in Alabama? There are no dental records and all the DNA is the same.
- Why are crimes so hard to solve in Alabama ? Because their are no dental records and all the DNA matches
- I know how to solve the homeless problem and make bums into hard working citizens! Give them construction worker helmets. They already have the standing around doing nothing part down!
- Why are murders so hard to solve in Tennessee? Because there are no dental records and the DNA is all the same.
- Why are r**... murders so hard to solve? There's no dental records and all the DNA matches
- Why's it so hard to solve a r**... m**...? Cause the DNA's all the same and there ain't no dental records.
- Why is it so hard to solve a r**... m**...? All the bloods the same and there are no dental records
- r**... murders are hard to solve There aren't any dental records and all of the DNA is the same
- Why are r**... crimes so hard to solve... Because everyone has the same DNA and there are no dental records.
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Not original, I heard it on satellite radio yesterday.
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Hard To Solve One Liners
Which hard to solve one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hard to solve? I can suggest the ones about hard to guess and difficult.
- You think solving the measure of circles is hard?! Triangles
- Why are black crimes hard to solve? Because they're all criminals and they look the same.
- Why are h**... murders hard to solve Because they all share the same DNA
- Why are r**... murders so hard to solve? Because it ain't m**... if they had it comin'!
Hard To Solve Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about hard to solve you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean problem solving jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hard to solve pranks.
Dog Joke
A husband and wife are having a hard time sleeping, given the fact their neighbor's dog is barking in the backyard all night long. Eventually, the wife tells her husband to go next door and get the dog to stop. The husband obeys and comes back a few minutes later.
"Okay, honey, that should solve the problem," he says as he goes back to bed.
"But the dog is still barking!" the wife complains. "What did you do?"
"I put their dog in our backyard. Now let's see how the neighbors like it!"
Why are Red Neck m**... cases so Hard to Solve?
Because everyone has the same DNA and there are no Dental Records.
Why is it so hard to solve a m**... in a trailer park?
Because the DNA evidence is all the same and there are no dental records
Do you know why it's so hard to solve a r**... m**...?
Because the DNA is all the same and there's no dental records.
Why is solving a Rubik's Cube like a l**...'s e**...?
It looks hard, but it's really easy to pull off.
A man with e**... problem go to the doctor
The doctor says:"in order to solve your problem you have to eat a lot of bread.
The man says:" how the bread can help me?!? ".
The doctor says:" trust me and eat a lot of bread.
The same day the man went to buy the bread in a trust shop and asks for 3kg of bread.
The baker knows that the man lives alone and asks:" 3kg seem too much, it will become hard."
The man exclaimed:" Hard, give me 6kg!!"
why is it so hard to solve a m**... in Kentucky?
Because everyone is related and there are no dental records.
Why is it so hard to solve a m**... in West Virginia?
There's no dental records, and the DNA's all the same!
Two Reasons why it's so hard to solve a r**... m**...:
Firstly, the DNA all matches and secondly, there are no dental records.
10 Blondes and a Puzzle Box
One blonde walked into a tavern one day and asked for a table that will sit 10 and a for a pint. She received her beer and a table that would sit 10. Later 2 more blondes walked in and ask for a pint a piece and sat by the blonde from before. More and more blondes came in until 9 sat at the table. The 10th one walked in with child's puzzle box with a huge grin. She asked for a pint, walked to the table and slammed the box into the center of the table. All 10 blondes began to drink hard and chant "51 days!!" The other customers became mad and asked the barkeep to stop their chanting. The barkeep walked up to the blonde that brought the puzzle box and asked, "Before I kick you out, tell me one thing, why are you chanting?" The blonde grinned and said, "Well us blondes have be racially descriminated for so long that my friends and I decided to prove everyone wrong. This puzzle box says 2-4 years and we solved it in 51 days!!"
A farmer and a hunter
A man is out hunting in the woods when he shoots a massive duck. The duck falls into a field owned by a local farmer. The farmer retrieves the duck but refuses to hand over the duck saying "Around here we have a little game to solve problems like this. Each person gets to kick the other is the c**... as hard as possible; the person who makes the least noise wins. Since the duck fell on my land I get to go first." The hunter eager to get his prize duck, accepts. The farmer proceeds to kick him with all of his might. The hunter collapses on the ground in agony but manages not to utter the tiniest whimper. After recovering he approaches the farmer and says "Now it's my turn, let's see if you can beat that!" To which the farmer replies "Nah it's okay you can have the duck."