Hard Cider Jokes
6 hard cider jokes and hilarious hard cider puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hard cider that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Silly & Ridiculous Hard Cider Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
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I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons and memories came flooding back of the time I took my son out for his first pint.
Got him a Bud...... he didn't like it - I had it.
Then I got him Carlsberg, he didn't like it so I had it.
It was the same with Guinness and Cider.
By the time we got down to the whiskey I could hardly push the b**... pram.
Took my son out for his first pint got him a Carlsberg.
He didn't like it. I drank it got him a Fosters.
He didn't like it. I drank it.
Same with the Guinness, the cider and the whiskey.
By the end of the night, I could hardly push his pram home.
How do you make hard cider?
Put it in the freezer.
A pumpkin, a zucchini, and a seed walk into a bar.
The barkeep asks the pumpkin what she'd like to drink.
b**... Mary, she says.
The barkeep asks the zucchini for her order.
I'm having a hard cider, the zucchini says.
The barkeep turns to the seed, and both the pumpkin and zucchini say, Oh, don't serve our friend anything.
Why not?
Can't you tell? asks the zucchini, She's already out of her gourd!
Have you heard the slogan for Charles Dickens Brand Hard Cider?
There is nothing quite like a hard Dickens' Cider!
Pumpkin Cider?
I hardly know her!
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