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46 hard boiled egg jokes and hilarious hard boiled egg puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hard boiled egg that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Hard Boiled Egg Short Jokes

Short hard boiled egg jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hard boiled egg humour may include short hard boiled jokes also.

  1. What did the egg say to the boiling water? It's gonna take me a little while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick.
  2. A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar..... The bartender says " Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here".
  3. What did the egg say to the boiling water? I'm not sure if I can get hard, I was just laid this morning.
  4. What did the egg say to the boiling water? "Sorry, it's going to take me a while to get hard, I got laid last night."
  5. What did the egg say to the boiling water? "Not sure I can get hard..just got laid 10 minutes ago"
  6. What did the egg say to the boiling water? Sorry I can't get hard right now. I just got laid.
  7. What did the egg say to the boiling water? It may take me a while to get hard. I just got laid by a chick.
  8. What did the egg say to the boiling water? Don't expect me to get hard in three minutes, I just got laid this morning!
  9. What did the egg say to the boiling water? I don't know if I can get hard I just got laid this morning!
  10. What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.

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Hard Boiled Egg One Liners

Which hard boiled egg one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hard boiled egg? I can suggest the ones about boiled egg and boiling egg.

  1. Breakfast musings... A boiled egg is hard to beat.
  2. A boiled egg in the morning... It's pretty hard to beat.
  3. A boiled egg in the morning... is hard to beat.
  4. Are you hungry and looking for something to eat? A boiled egg is hard to beat.
  5. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
  6. The inventor of hard boiled eggs wrapped in sausage meat has just died. RIP Scott Chegg.

Hard Boiled Egg Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about hard boiled egg you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean poached egg jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hard boiled egg pranks.

What did the egg say after he was put in a p**.

.. of boiling water? I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.

What did the egg say to the p**... of boiling water?

Its going to take me a while to get hard because I was just laid.

There are two eggs in a pan of boiling water

One says "oh! I've got a small crack."
The other replies "don't worry, I'm only half hard."

Must be one-of-a-kind...

Years ago, my older friend told me a joke that I have never heard from anyone else to this day. The joke itself is brilliantly s**....
"What did the egg say to the p**... of boiling water?"
"It's going to take a moment for me to get hard; I just got laid by some chick."

Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female...

The female egg says "Oh my, look, I've got a crack"
"No good telling me" replies the male egg, "I'm not even hard yet"

Dirtiest clean joke I know...

What did the egg say to the boiling water....? It's gonna take a minute for me to get hard, I just came outta this chik! :p

Jokes so Bad that They're Funny

The midget psychic broke out of prison. He was a small medium at large.
A boiled egg in the morning is really hard to beat.
Newspaper headline reads: Cartoonist found dead at home. Details are sketchy.
I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forget how it goes.
Here's a poem by a dog (Bo Burnham): Roses are grey, violets are another shade of grey, let's go chase cars.
The frustrated cannibal threw up his hands.
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late? A cold shoulder.
(I'll see myself out.)

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

How do you expect me to get hard when I got laid just a moment ago.

Egg to the boiling water

'It's gonna take a minute for me to get hard, I just got laid by a chick'

Restaurant Order

A resident in a hotel breakfast room called the waiter to his table.
"I want two boiled eggs, one of them so undercooked it's runny, and the other so overcooked, it's tough and hard to eat. Also, give me some grilled bacon that has been left on the plate to get cold; burnt toast that crumbles away as soon as you touch it with a knife; butter straight from the deep freeze so that it's impossible to spread; and a p**... of very weak coffee, luke-warm."
"That's a complicated order, Sir," said the bewildered waiter. "It might be quite difficult to prepare."
The guest replied, "Oh? But that's what I got yesterday!!"

My grandmother passed away.

Grandfather tried to stay positive about living the single life.
He said: "Who needs a wife anyway?
-How hard can it be to boil Bacon and Eggs?"

Eggs have it bad for boiling water.

Unfortunately, it'll take them a while to get hard since they just got laid by a chick.

Hard boiled eggs are disgusting!

How does anyone eat them? The crunchy soft mix is absolutely disgusting, It's like eating ravioli covered in chips.

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It'll be a minute before I get hard. I just got laid by a chick.

I don't understand hard boiled eggs...

The crunchy and the squishy just don't go well together.

Two eggs boiling in a pan. One says, I've got a huge ........

Two eggs boiling in a pan. One says, I've got a huge crack. The other replies, Stop teasing me I'm not F*cking hard yet .

Roses are red. Violets are blue…

Poetry is hard. I'm hungry hmmmm
Hard
Hard boiled eggs
Mmmm bacon and eggs
Sorry where was I?

What did the egg say to the p**... of boiling water?

What did the egg say to the p**... of boiling water?
"It might take me a minute to get hard... I just got laid this morning."

Eggs

​Two eggs boiling in a pan.
One says,"I've got a huge crack."
The other replies,"Stop teasing me, I'm not hard yet."​

What did the egg say to the p**... of boiling water?

It might take me a minute to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chick.

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

I was laid this morning..... I don't know if I can get hard just yet

Two eggs are put into a p**... of boiling water, what did one egg say to the other?

It's going to take me a minute to get hard, I got laid last night

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