The Best 64 Harbor Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Harbor jokes. There are some harbor wharf jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Harbor Jokes and Puns

I held the door open for an old Japanese man, and he said "Sank you!"

Being able to understand his heavy accent, I replied "You're welcome."
He laughs and says "No, you misunderstand, I am taunting you about Pearl Harbor."

The greatest harbor on Earth can shelter not a single ship...

It is truly without pier.

An elderly Japanese man...

An elderly Japanese man was walking behind me as I was entering a store. Since he was older and walked with a cane, I held the door for him. As he walked pasted he said, "Sank you" with his accent. So I punched him in the face and said, "How dare you bring up Pearl Harbor like that!"

Harbor joke, An elderly Japanese man...

This hot chick at the harbor said that she really dug the way that I ate those Oysters.

All I could say was "Shucks."

The joke my grandma told me when i came out

Two gay guys are standing on top of the statue of liberty looking out over the harbor. The first points out a boat and asks "what kind of boat is that?" "Oh that's a barge" replied the other this continued for a while when the first pointed out another and the other replied "that's a ferry ship." the first paused and thought for a moment before replying "i knew we were organized but i didn't realize we had a navy "

It's a good thing the Japs flew planes at Pearl Harbor

If they were driving there would have been a lot more casualties

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

Harbor joke, Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

I drop kicked a Japanese woman today

After holding the door open for her, she said to me "Sank you"

How dare she bring up Pearl Harbor like that after my nice gesture!

A Korean and a Jew

Jew: Hey... weren't you people responsible for Pearl Harbor?

Korean: Uh... that was the Japanese. I'm Korean.

Jew: Pffft, Japanese, Chinese, Korean. What's the difference?

Korean: Well wait, weren't you people responsible for sinking the Titanic?

Jew: Uh... that was an iceberg.

Korean: Pffft, Rosenberg, Goldberg, iceberg... What's the difference?

Asian Drivers Are So Bad...

that I wouldn't be surprised if Pearl Harbor was an accident

A business man walks down a harbor...

He meets a fisherman, the fisherman offers him 5 fish for free. The business man says "what's the catch?".

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I was holding a door open for an Asian Guy.

I was holding a door open for an Asian Guy.

Once he went though, He said, 'Sank you'.

I Swore at him and kicked him in the Shin.

I Then said, 'Never bring up Pearl Harbor like that'

Hey England, Happy Fourh of July!!!

Britain: "What happened to the T?"

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

I'm not saying that Asians are bad drivers...

But I'm beginning to think that Pearl Harbor was an accident.

I just held the door open for an Asian guy. He said, "Sank you," so I punched him in the face.

I can't believe he brought up Pearl Harbor like that.

"Guess my nationality" the old man said

Deducing from the man's accent that he was Briish, the other man said so.

"You're correct, but where's the t?" asked the man.

"In the harbor"

Harbor joke, "Guess my nationality" the old man said

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

They left them in the Boston Harbor

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T>1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

A Jewish guy walks into a bar. The Chinese bartender asks him his name...

"I'm Max Goldberg", he says, "what's yours?"
"I'm Wei Zhang, it's nice to meet you."

Mr. Goldberg says, "I'll never forgive you people for bombing Pearl Harbor."
"I'm Chinese. That was the Japanese."
"Chinese, Japanese, all the same to me."

Mr. Zhang says, "I'll never forgive you people for sinking the Titanic."
"I'm Jewish, that was an iceberg."
"Goldberg, iceberg, all the same to me."

So I'm holding the door for this Japanese guy...

He looks over to me and says "Sank you!" Can't believe he just brought up Pearl Harbor like that.

Happy Fourh of July

"Hey England, Happy Fourh of July."

"Where's the T?"

"We threw it in the harbor."


I got so annoyed at my laptop

That I threw it into the harbor.

Now it's basically A Dell Rolling in the deep.

Asian drivers are so bad

that some speculate that Pearl Harbor might have been an accident

With the way I see Asian people driving, it got me thinking...

Pearl Harbor might have been an accident.

I held a door for an elderly Japanese man.

He said "Sank you."

Why did he have to bring up Pearl Harbor like that?

Considering how badly Asians drive, I got to thinking.

Maybe Pearl Harbor was an accident.

Today I saw a Japanese man rushing to the elevator

The door was closing, so I held it open for him.
He replied with, "Sank you".

Why did he have to mention Pearl Harbor like that?

My grandfather never forgave the Japanese for Pearl Harbor...

...until I explained to him that it was the Americans who made that movie.

I once helped an elderly Japanese man cross the street.

Afterwards he said, "Sank you." So I punched him in the face.
He didn't have to bring up Pearl Harbor like that.

What's it called when a man with hemorrhoids farts?

Pearl Harbor

A man runs into an old salty sea captain on the docks of Boston harbor and says,

"Cap'm, can't help but noticin' got a steerin' wheel secures to yer crotch there." Sea captain removes the pipe from 'tween his teeth and says, "Aye. It's drivin' me nuts."

Asians are sooo bad at driving....

I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.

Titantic is the 2nd highest grossing movie in Japan.

Guess since they couldn't sink Pearl Harbor, they went for the next best thing.

I held a door open for an Asian guy

and he said "sank you" so i punched him in the face. Serves him right for bringing up Pearl Harbor like that.
PS: Happy 4th of July

Why can't the British properly use all of their T's

The Americans threw most of them in the harbor ( Made this up with my buddy, don't know if it's been said here before )

A Barge Carrying Vegetables Sinks In a Harbor...

The disaster report claimed the boat had too many leeks.

How do you protect yourself from gamma rays and x-rays?

You don't bomb pearl harbor.

If you live near the coast, the harbor is often the best place to go shopping.

They often have really good sails on boats.

Hey England, you know what oday is?

Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor, 244 years ago

A Jewish man and a Chinese man strike up a conversation

Before long they're arguing.

Jewish man: "You know what? I hate you."

Chinese man: "Why?"

Jewish man: "Pearl Harbor!"

Chinese man: "That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!"

Jewish man: "Japanese, Chinese what's the difference?"

Chinese man: "Well, you know what? I hate you."

Jewish man: "Why?"

Chinese man: "The Titanic!"

Jewish man: "An iceberg sunk the Titanic!"

Chinese man: "Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"

I prefer my tea American style..

Mixed with the salt of Boston Harbor.

A speedboat driver crashed and died in a local harbor race yesterday. He died doing what he loved best.


I'm just like Pearl Harbor...

no seaman left...

I was holding the door open for a Japanese guy...

The Japanese guy was like "Sank you."
I punched him dead in the jaw. Smh bringing up Pearl Harbor like that.

Why does the Norwegian military have barcodes on its ships?

So when they return to the harbor they can Scandinavian.

Did you know that America holds the record for the worlds largest cup of tea?

Its about the size of the Boston harbor.

What did Roosevelt say after the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor?

I won't stand for this.

The Bri ish are coming! The Bri ish are coming!

Where's the T?
In the harbor!


Looking for the T?

It's in Boston Harbor.

Scandinavia has a bar code on all of their battleships to keep track of them.....

When the ships enter the harbor, they scan-da-navy-in.

An American is moving to Britain...

...So he decides to learn the british way of spelling things. So he spoke to a Brit he knew and he was told the following:
"So: Color turns into colour. Harbor turns into harbour. honor becomes honour. Starting to notice a pattern?"
So he writes an e-mail to his new boss:

"Good mourning sir....

Did you know that all of the boats in Norway have bar codes on the side?

So when the ships come to harbor they can Scandanavian.

What do you call a burnt Hawaii pizza?

A Peral Harbor

My grandpa is still mad at the Japanese for Pearl Harbor.

I had to explain to him that it was the Americans who made that movie.

Why did Japan bomb Pearl Harbor?

Because someone asked for supplies

On a scale of 1-10 how enthusiastically did Mitsubishi observe Pearl Harbor day?


My grandfather died in a plane crash.

The United States was pretty mad but I thought Pearl Harbor deserved it.

The Seattle Harbor Enterprise, or SHE, is embroiled in another lawsuit....

They have been charged with illegally surveiling the employees of a net manufacturing company and even tracking them to their homesand even emailing them during non work hours.

So the employees got together and pooled up enough money to raise a lawsuit against the the org for their wrongful actions.

The event is being called the:

"Sue SHE fish net stalking case"

Chinese guy and a Jewish guy sitting at a bar.

Suddenly Jewish guy whacks Chinese guy on the head. What was that for? says the Chinese guy. Pearl Harbor says the Jewish guy. Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese. Jewish guy says Japanese Chinese what's the difference?

Time goes by. Suddenly the Chinese guy whacks the Jewish guy on the head. What's that for? Sinking of the Titanic. Titanic was sunk by an iceberg. Iceberg Goldberg what's the difference?

A Jewish man and a Chinese man are in a bar. Suddenly, the Jewish man punches the Chinese man in the face.

"Ow! Why did you do that?" asks he Chinese man.

"That's for Pearl Harbor," says the Jewish man.

"But the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor. I'm Chinese!" says the Chinese man.

"Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?" asks the Jewish man.

So the Chinese man punches the Jewish man.

"Ow! What's that for?" asks the Jewish man.

"It's for the Titanic," says the Chinese man.

"What? That was an iceberg that brought down the Titanic!" says the Jewish man.

"Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"

I held the door for a Japanese man the other day...

And he said, sank you.

So I punched him right in the face.

I can't believe he'd bring up Pearl Harbor like that.

Happy Pearl Harbor Day!

My Son's Class Did a Play for the Boston Tea Party.

His teacher told him he would be the tea that was thrown in the harbor. She said he could pick to be any type of tea he'd like. He got so upset that he started running around the class throwing things. I guess he chose to be not tea.

A Chinese man and a Jewish man are sitting next to each other on a plane.

Suddenly, the Jewish man slaps the Chinese man across the face.

"What was that for?" asks the Chinese man..

"For Pearl Harbor" says the Jewish man.

"That was Japanese. I'm Chinese," the Chinese man says.

"Chinese, Japanese" what's the difference?

Few minutes later, the Chinese man slaps the Jewish man.

"What was that for?" asks the Jew.

"It's for the Titanic."

"The Titanic? That was an iceberg..."

"Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?" says the Chinese man.

Why do British people pronounce it bri'ish?

Because the Tea fell in the harbor.

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