Harassed Jokes
34 harassed jokes and hilarious harassed puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about harassed that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Harassed Short Jokes
Short harassed jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The harassed humour may include short bullied jokes also.
- Harassment. So a teacher asks her students to use the word harassment in a sentence. A boy stood up and said, "Ok this is easy. I met a beautiful girl one day and harassment a lot to me"
- My dad said this at his retirement... he is a former principal "I remember a time when Harass was two words.
- I got harassed by an exhibitionist in the park tonight Well, it wasn't really harassment, more like a microaggression.
- I asked the librarian if he had any books on harassment. He said "no" so I asked him 35 more times.
- After being harassed by ads about hot singles that are interested in me within 1 mile, I decided to investigate. There are a lot of hot singles in my area, but none of them are interested in me.
- Harassment at work Girl from my cubicle told me she was having trouble with harassment.
I told her I couldn't help her because I've never even heard it talk. - I was walking down the street when I saw a disabled man in a wheelchair being harassed... so I stood up for him.
- Guy: Police, yeah there's this black kid harassing a homeless person. Police: You had me at black
- Women complain of widespread groping and harassment at Verizon warehouses Can you hear me now?
- Harassment Teacher : Use harassment in a sentence.
Student : I liked my ex girlfriend a lot.
Harassment a lot to me.
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Harassed One Liners
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- I was harassed in the bank... ...So I told them to leave me a loan
- I miss the good ol days... When "harass" was two words
- Q: What do small businesses cry when account executives harass them for money? A: Yelp!
- My son gets harassed and abused by every single kid at his school. He's being hyperboled.
- There's a fine line between flirting and harassing. The jawline.
- Q: How come the Vatican police kept harassing the nuns? A: It was a force of habit
- Why was the beat poet arrested? He was accused of cesura harassment.
- Her mouth said no. Harassment yes.
- The other day a coworker caught me checking her out, but harassment nothing to me.
- A man got fired for grabbing his co-workers but It was ok cause harassment a lot to him
- What cut of meat is verbally harassing over there? Filet mignon.
- TIFU by getting called into the HR office.... apparently "harass" is not two words.
- What do you do if a black man is harassing you? Tell his owner.
- What do you call a dog that harasses kids? A pit bully!
- Why did Bill Clinton lose the spelling bee? He though *Harass* was two words
Howlingly Hilarious Harassed Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about harassed you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean oppressed jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make harassed pranks.
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My wife complains about constantly being s**... harassed at work
I told her she can stop working from home and go back to the office if she doesn't like it
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A man is drinking in a bar when a nun harasses him about drinking.
In self-defense the man says, Who told you that drinking is bad?
Nun : "Mother Superior told me."
Man : "So, have you ever tried it?"
Nun : "No, I haven't ever taken a drink of hard liquor."
Man : "Well, don't criticize me if you haven't tried it. I'll tell you what if you try it and don't like it, I'll give up drinking for life."
Nun : "Okay but bring it in a tea cup. I don't want people thinking I'm drinking."
The man goes up to the bartender and says, Bring me a couple of shots of v**... but bring one of them in a tea cup.
The bartender looked at the man and said, Is that nun in here again?
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So a man dies and goes to heaven...
When he got there, he approached St. Peter at the pearly gates.
St. Peter asked "What, in your opinion, was your most noble deed?"
"Uh, well, I saw some huge bikers harassing an old lady outside a bar once, so I went up to the biggest, baddest guy and ripped out his nose ring."
Impressed, St. Peter asked, "Well, when was all this?"
"Uh, about 5 minutes ago."
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They told me I have to do s**... harassment training at work
Which is ridiculous, I'm already very good at it.
I lost my watch at a party
I lost my watch at a party once. An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was harassing some woman at the party. Infuriated I immediately went over, punched him and broke his nose. No one does that to a woman, not on my watch.
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Every day a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine
He inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a Supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a s**... harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled, and asks: What's threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?
The woman replies: It's Frank, the midget.
I lost my watch at a party.
After some intensive searching through the crowd, I spotted it lying on the floor. There was a guy standing on it. When I looked up, I saw the guy harassing a girl, touching her at all the wrong places. She obviously didn't approve. So I walked over there and punched this guy in the face. Nobody treats girls like that. Not on my watch.
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Every day a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a Supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a s**... harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled, and asks: What's threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?
The woman replies: It's Frank, the midget.
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I lost my watch at a party once.
An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was harassing some woman at that party. Infuriated, I immediately went over, punched him and broke his nose. No one does that to a woman, not on my watch
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I caught my friend harassing some electricity...
I told him it was an a**... of power.
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My boyfriend's dad told us that back in his day, before required s**... misconduct training...
Harass was two words
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Why did Medusa have to take s**... harassment training?
Because she wouldn't stop objectifying people.
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Someone once said that I should always treat other people how I would like to be treated...
Now I`m facing s**... harassment charges.
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Peter Dinkalage has been accused of s**... harassment.
He allegedly told the woman that her hair smelled nice.
I lost my watch at a party once.
An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was harassing some woman at that party. I immediately went over, punched him and broke his nose. No one does that to a woman, not on my watch.
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Susan tells her boss that she was s**... harassed...
The boss asks what happened?
Susan says, "Bob walked up to me said 'your hair smells really good'"
The boss replies, "Well, I think that's more of a compliment than s**... harassment"
Susan yells "Bob's a midget!"
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The bible says "Do unto others as you would want them to do unto you"
But I think that's s**... harassment.
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Hair Fragrance
Every day at the office, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to file a s**... harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks, "So what's s**... threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"
The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."
