Harambe Jokes
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- Everybody is trying to make Harambe jokes, and they are all really bad... But I'm going to take a shot at it.
- So Harambe walked into a bar Bartender: What will you be having to drink?
Harambe: I'll have a beer
Me: No, he'll have just ice.
Bartender: Just ice?
Me: Yes, justice for Harambe - On the anniversary of Harambe's death... the Cincinnati Zoo should have special deals all day. Discounts for Harambe.
- What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson? Harambe got punished for touching little kids.
- Harambe and Cecil the Lion walk into a bar Bartender asks, "What'll you have?"
They respond, "Two shots, please." - a man and harambe walk in to a bar bartender: what will you fine gentleman have?
harambe: scotch
man: no, you'll have ice
bartender: just ice?
man: yes, justice for harambe - A son asks his mom... -Mom, why is my cousin named Diamond?
-Because Aunt Carol Loves Diamonds
-What about me?
-Enough questions Harambe - The zookeeper said he'd tell me where the bathroom is located if I can say the alphabet. "A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z"
He asks: "where's the D?"
"It's out for Harambe" - All of us had a good time with those Harambe memes Now the joke is dead because all of you little kids jumped into it.
- What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper? The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe
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- A Poem Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Stop memes about Harambe
-Cincinnati Zoo - Roses are Red, Violets are blue...... who killed harambe?
Cincinnati zoo - How much did Harambe drink in the bar? Just a couple of shots
- Harambe Memes died just like Harambe himself... When the little kids jumped in.
- I told the mods about my idea to start a Harambe mega-thread. But they shot it down.
- How are Harambe memes keeping up? Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.
- What's the difference between everyone and bullets? Everyone misses Harambe
- What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant? He gets the kids meal.
- What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers? Boko Harambe.
- Why did Richard leave his home this morning? For Harambe.
- What do bullets and I have in common? We don't miss Harambe.
- What do you call a Harambe tribute sculpture designed by Roy Moore? Statuetory Ape
- A gorilla dies of old age at the zoo. His name wasn't Harambe.
- Muslim officials denounce gorilla warfare Calling it "absolutely harambe"
- Roses are red... Harambes in heaven, george bush had advanced knowledge of 9/11.
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They asked the kid what it was like being close to Harambe...
He said it was actually quite a drag.
The main reason why Harambe the Gorilla was shot
It was black
What's big, black, and red all over?
Harambe.
What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?
haRAMbe
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There's a new t**... group targeting gorillas
It's called Boko Harambe
What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?
Boko Harambe
What do you call it when your Arab parents disaprove of your girlfriend?
Harambe
Gary Johnson withdraws from the Libertarian Ticket. Replaced by Harambe.
That's right. Johnsons out for Harambe!
Madeline McCann and Harambe have a lot in common..
They're both dead and everybody blames the parents.
Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?
All he wants is Just Ice
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Found a site for h**... Harambe Supporters
It's called Omegle, Everyone has their d**... out for Harambe.
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Why did Nightwing go to Cincinnati?
Because d**...'s out for Harambe.
The Cincinnati zoo has honey bees, sweat bees, carpenter bees, bumble bees....
But no Harambe
We live in a generation where Gorilla Glass technology protects our phones..
..yet there's nothing that exists that could have saved Harambe.
What kind of smartphone would Harambe have?
The brand doesn't matter as long as it has gorilla glass.
your dad wrote a letter to harambe
his pen is out for harambe
I used to enjoy Harambe jokes...
...but at this point it feels like everyone is beating a dead gorilla.
FRESH HARAMBE OF BELL AIR....
In west Cincinnati I was born and raised on the zoo grounds is where I spent most of my days,Chillin out hangin out acting all cool, eating bananas out by the pool When a mom and her kid, they were up to no good, crawled over the fence into my neighborhood,I got in one little fight and my zoo keeper got scared, heard a gunshot just before I stopped breathing air.......
in your head, in your heaaaaaad
Harambe, Harambe
When you realize the Cincinnati Bengals have to win...
for Harambe.
I fell asleep at the Cincinnati zoo and fell into the Gorilla pit...
Harambe caught me slippin'
Only people who paid attention in history class will remember...
What work of ancient law is the Roman Twelve Tables similar to?
The Code of Harambe
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It's a good thing Harambe got shot....
d**... out for dead kids just doesn't sound good
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The phrase "d**... out for Harambe" was a big hit in Thailand.
Because most of the women could join in too.
If I drew a cartoon depicting Mohamed and Harambe dating
It would be Haram-Bae
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I don't understand why people are so upset about Harambe
I mean, gorillas get shot by white cops all the time.
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How are Harambe and the iPhone the same?
it only took one extra hole to kill them both
Writing prompt: Harambe, Cecil, and Tilikum walk into a bar...
Who has the best punch line?
Trump's last two chances to save his election campaign at the second debate:
1. Be endorsed by Dave.
2. Bring out a resurrected Harambe on stage.
British gorilla
Just guaranteed a flood of reposts with a change from Harambe to Nigel (or whatever it is).
Harambe is living proof that America will make anyone famous.
Oh wait.
Haven't seen any Harambe memes for a while,
I suppose this means Harambe is dead..
So about Harambe...
...it's a dead meme.
^^^^I'll ^^^^show ^^^^myself ^^^^out.
Over 11,000 people voted for Harambe
If only he got 59,353,323 more
Apparently 11,000 people voted for Harambe yesterday and I'm not surprised.
I can't think of anything more american than reaching age 17 and being shot by someone you see everyday.
Harambe memes have lost their popularity since the election...
People's attention moved away from the death of a gorilla to the election of an orangutan!
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Why don't Muslims support Harambe?
Because *haram* it would *be*
Q: What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?
A: They're both dead gorillas.
A Gorilla walks into a bar....
He takes a shot. His name is Harambe.
Why can't a Muslim date a girl in a Harambe costume?
Because she is a haram bae.
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Weinstein, C.K., Lauer...
I think this "d**... out for Harambe" thing is getting out of hand.
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It was d**... out for Harambe...
What do Trayvon Martin and Harambe have in common?
They were both 17 and died way too soon.
I don't know why people are still talking about Harambe
He's a dead meme
Who was not killed when Thanos snapped his fingers?
Harambe. He was dead before then.
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What do you call a black islamic man who commits a sin?
Harambe
What does a Princess & Harambe have in common?
They both Dianna ditch
🎶When some kid jumps the side of your cage then you died🎶
That's Harambe.
(R.I.P., ting-a-ling-a-ling)
