Haram Jokes
58 haram jokes and hilarious haram puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about haram that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article explores the implications of telling jokes about the Islamic State and Boko Haram. The article looks at the responses from Islamic clerics to the controversial topic and the impact it has on religious perceptions.
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Funniest Haram Short Jokes
Short haram jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The haram humour may include short hijab jokes also.
- A young muslim couple go out hunting and shoot a monkey The woman asks, "Shall we eat him?"
The man replies, "No, that's haram, bae!" - My gf asked me if gorilla meat was forbidden in Islam My gf asked me if gorilla meat was forbidden in Islam.
I told her, "Yeah, it's haram, bae." - Say what you like about Boko Haram, but you've got to admit, 'Whiter Shade of pale' was a stone cold classic.
- I offered my Muslim girlfriend a bite of my gorilla sandwich but she shook her head and said... "That's haram, bae."
- Between the Boko Haram schoolgirl abductions and the recent Malaysia Airlines incidents... I'm starting to doubt if we'll ever see an intact black box ever again.
- What did the muslim guy say to his girlfriend when she was about to eat gorilla meat? "That's haram, bae."
- Are you aware the the Quran specifically forbids dating Gorillas? It turns out you're not supposed to have a Haram Bae.
- A woman was thinking of revealing her fursona to her islamic boyfriend but wasn't sure if it was ok with his religion, so she asked "Would you like it if I wore a gorilla suit?" "That's haram, bae."
- Boko Haram have really had a radical change in direction since their Whiter Shade of Pale days
- My Muslim boyfriend wants to hunt gorillas.... I told him "No, that's haram, bae."
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Haram One Liners
Which haram one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with haram? I can suggest the ones about halal and mecca.
- What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law? Haram Bay
- What does a Muslim meme lord call his naughty girlfriend? Haram bae.
- If Kermit The Frog converted to Islam, would that make Miss Piggy... Haram bae?
- What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia? Haram bae
- What is the most forbidden spice in Pakistan? Haram masala
- I'm converting to Islam for my haram bae
- Why can't a Muslim date a girl in a Harambe costume? Because she is a haram bae.
- I met a Muslim biker once... He was the Sergeant at harams
- What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common? They're both haram bae.
- If I drew a cartoon depicting Mohamed and Harambe dating It would be Haram-Bae
- What bee is forbidden to the Muslims? Haram-bee
- A Muslim walks into a bar... Just kidding it's haram
- contrary to popular belief... boko haram is not a street fighter character.
- Boko Haram are great at skin care. They specialize in blackhead removal
- What do you call a primate who loves to eat bacon and make honey? Haram Bee
Charming Humor Haram Jokes with Loads of Fun
What funny jokes about haram you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mosque jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make haram pranks.
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What does a Boko Haram t**... become after getting his t**... slit?
Boko Halal.
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Apparently there's a Ashley Madison clone in the Middle East with a catchy tagline.
d**... out for Haram bae.
So Harambe walked into a bar
Bartender: What will you be having to drink?
Harambe: I'll have a beer
Me: No, he'll have just ice.
Bartender: Just ice?
Me: Yes, justice for Harambe
What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant?
He gets the kids meal.
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A muslim and his wife are chatting during dinner
Wife: Did you hear about the gorilla that got shot in the zoo?
Husband: Wait what are you eating?
Wife: Pork
Husband: Thats haram bae.
Wife: Oh so you did hear about it
How much did Harambe drink in the bar?
Just a couple of shots
How are Harambe memes keeping up?
Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.
Harambe Memes died just like Harambe himself...
When the little kids jumped in.
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a muslim couple goes hunting and accidentally shot an ape. "ouch, that's a shame. can we eat him so he wouldn't die in vain?" said the girl. "no, we cant" the guy replied. "why?"
"it's Haram, Bae"
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How are Harambe and the iPhone the same?
it only took one extra hole to kill them both
Harambe and Cecil the Lion walk into a bar
Bartender asks, "What'll you have?"
They respond, "Two shots, please."
How many Harambe memes done an average human make a day?
Gorillif I know
Front page here we come?
Harambe is living proof that America will make anyone famous.
Oh wait.
Haven't seen any Harambe memes for a while,
I suppose this means Harambe is dead..
So about Harambe...
...it's a dead meme.
^^^^I'll ^^^^show ^^^^myself ^^^^out.
Harambe memes have lost their popularity since the election...
People's attention moved away from the death of a gorilla to the election of an orangutan!
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Why don't Muslims support Harambe?
Because *haram* it would *be*
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So, the Muslim word for sin is haram...
... does that mean a Muslim's sinful girlfriend would be called a... Haram bae?
I'll see myself out.
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I figured out why so many Islamic Terrorists hate Americans.
It's because we all have our d**... out for haram b**...
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What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian r**... camp?
I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.
Why did Harambe get shot?
Because he was doing some monkey business.
A Muslim Couple decided to spend their day at the zoo.
They stopped at the Gorilla enclosure.
The Girlfriend then said, "The baby gorilla is soooo cute, I want to kiss it"
The Boyfriend then said. "No! That is Haram bae!!"
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A Muslim guy's girlfriend was killed for eating pork
RIP Haram bae
