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4 har jokes and hilarious har puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about har that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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Uproarious Har Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time

What is a good har joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A pirate crew is fleeing from a whaling ship

One pirate swabbie asks, "This be the whaling ship driven by the w**... with two vaginas?"
The pirate says, "Aye, we best be wary of har poons."

Prostitution is the only profession where you get tipped twice.

Har har

Why did the one-handed pirate have such good table manners?

Because his mother was a h**..., too!
Ye-har har har!

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr.
But ye be wrong!
It be the Sea!
Yearha har har har


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