Happy Teachers Day Jokes
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"The word of the day is 'contagious'" Said the teacher, "Who can use it in a sentence?"
Little Jenny stood up and said "My dad has a cold and said its contagious"
The teacher praised Jenny and ask for an example from another student.
Billy stood up and said "Miss, my mum has the flu, and I think its contagious"
Happy with Billy's response, the teacher asked for one more student to stand up and give an example.
Little Johnny stood up...
"Miss, my next door neighbour is painting his house with a 1 inch brush and my dad said its going to take the contagious."
Happy Pi Day
Me: I dreamed my teacher is making me read out endless values of π.
Psychiatrist: Is it recurring?
Me: Not as far as anyone can tell.
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Little girls first day at new school.The teacher asks her name.
The girl replies, "Happy b**...." The teacher is a little annoyed and asks again. The girl answers, "Happy b**...." The teacher wants to set an example on the first day and sends the girl to the principal's office.
The principle looks at the girl's file and says, "Why didn't you give your correct name? It says here your name is Gladys."
The girls says, "Glad a**..., happy b**...- what's the difference?"
Surface area if a circle, that is ridiculous!
My teacher insists that pi r squared is how to calculate. But everyone knows that Pie are round.
Happy pi day!
*HAPPY FATHER'S DAY...*
A new teacher Joins school... She finds two boys looking very similar in appearance...
Teacher asks:- " Twins...???"
Boy:- No... *"NEIGHBOURS"*
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One day, Bob came home from school very happy and that got his mother suspicious;
"What’s the matter Bob? How come you’re that happy?"
"You can’t even imagine-..! Today at school, I planted a bomb on the teacher’s chair and we all laughed sooo hard!"
The mother upset: "Aren’t you ashamed of yourself? Don’t you know that you’re going to be suspended? How you think you’re gonna show up in the school again tomorrow?"
And Bob, with a s**... smile on his face: "School? What school?"
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A little girl has her first day at a new school...
Her teacher asks her what her name is and the girl replies "It's Happy b**...." The teacher says in disbelief "That's not your name. Go see the principal."
She walks into the principal's office and the secretary asks for her name and the girl replies "It's Happy b**...." The secretary says in disbelief "That's not your name. Sit in that chair in front of the principal's office and wait for her to call you in."
The principal calls her in and asks for her name and the girl replies "It's Happy b**...." The principal finds her transfer file and says "Your record here says your name is Gladys."
The girls replies "Glad a**......Happy b**......whatever."
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