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Happy Mood Jokes

14 happy mood jokes and hilarious happy mood puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about happy mood that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Happy Mood Short Jokes

Short happy mood jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The happy mood humour may include short good mood jokes also.

  1. I bought my wife a mood ring. When she's happy it turns blue.
    When she's not happy it leaves a red mark on my forehead.
  2. My wife has this mood ring... It turns green when she's happy, blue when she's calm, and when she's angry it leaves a big red mark right on my forehead.
  3. My wife got me a mood ring for my birthday ...it turns green when I'm happy and leaves a red mark on her head when I'm mad
  4. Still don't know what I did wrong. My girlfriend was happy when I brought her home a bouquet of flowers.
    Her mood changed when I told her I found them by a lamp post.
  5. Teenagers have too many mood swings. One second they are all giggly and happy, but when I put in the back of my van, they get all pouty and start crying. Ugh, teenagers.
  6. When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad.
    It says he's Chuck Norris.
  7. So I proposed to my girlfriend at a f**... today. She wasn't happy. Apparently I killed the mood.

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Happy Mood One Liners

Which happy mood one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with happy mood? I can suggest the ones about happy feel and bad mood.

  1. What does a cannibal call a person in a good mood? a happy meal
  2. What does a cannibal call someone in a really good mood? A happy meal

Happy Mood Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about happy mood you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean happy people jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make happy mood pranks.

I took my daughter to the park yesterday. Everything was going fine until we got to one particular ride. First she happy, then she was sad, then she was unbelievably angry...

Those were some crazy mood swings.

A crying man walks slowly along the frontier.

He finds a deep hole with a bucket beside it, and lowers the bucket in to pull out some water. While he's having a drink, a quivering voice comes from the hole.
"What's the matter friend?"
The man, surprised, wipes his eyes and replies, "My brother Harvey and I moved out here to find an unique piece of land to call our own, but all the land out here's so common. Anything unusual has already been claimed. Then on top of that, Harvey fell off a cliff this morning and died, and I think it was my fault."
"Hmm," the voice replied, "Harvey says it was just an accident and not to worry about it."
The man, amazed at the fact that the hole is communicating with his dead brother, feels his mood get better immediately.
"Why are you smiling?" the quivering voice asks.
The man thinks a minute then says, "I dunno. I came out here looking for a rare stake, but it turns out I'm pretty happy with one medium well."

Just some guys chilling out in Heaven

Two guys die and go to heaven. They relax with some beer and some salt-dried fish. They watch the waves roll against the river bank, and take things real slow and easy.
Suddenly, another guy emerges from the brushwood, takes a quick sip of beer, a piece of fish, and dives back into the brush. And again, several times in a row.
Eventually the two guys can't take it any more and tell him:
- Why do you keep running around? This is heaven - you have all the time in the world. Don't kill the mood.
- Hey dudes, I'd be happy to hang around! But I'm in **intensive care**!