Happy Monday Jokes
6 happy monday jokes and hilarious happy monday puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about happy monday that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Playful Happy Monday Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What is a good happy monday joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
How do I say I hate you in a nice way?
"You are the Monday of my life".
Happy Monday ya'll.
What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?
It's Feb. 14th. Happy Valentine's Day to all those in love
and happy Monday to all those who are married.
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An old man was asked what the trick was to a long and happy marriage with his wife. He replied saying 'We have s**... nearly every day'
Nearly on Monday, nearly on Tuesday, nearly on Wednesday...
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The man who penned the theme tune to "Happy Days" has died.
His f**... will be Monday,Tuesday..
One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus and drove off along the route:
No problems for the first few stops.
A few people got on, a few got off and things went generally well.
At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on.
Six foot eight, built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground.
He glared at the driver and said. "Big John doesn't pay!" And sat down at the back.
Did I mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, and basically meek?
Well, he was.
Naturally, he didn't argue with Big John, but he wasn't happy about it.
The next day the same thing happened...
Big John got on again, made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down.
And the next day and the one after that, and so forth.
This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way Big John was taking advantage of him.
Finally he could stand it no longer.
He signed up for body building courses, karate, judo and all that good stuff.
By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong; what's more, he felt really good about himself.
So on the next Monday, when Big John once again got on the bus and said. "Big John doesn't pay!"
The driver stood up, glared back at the passenger, and screamed. "And why not?"
With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied. "Big John has a bus pass!"
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