Happy Meal Jokes
35 happy meal jokes and hilarious happy meal puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about happy meal that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Happy Meal Short Jokes
Short happy meal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The happy meal humour may include short meals jokes also.
- What does Happy Meal and a lonely girl have in common? They both come with a toy in the box.
- Why was the little boy too scared to reach into his Happy Meal for the Ninja Turtles toy? Last time he did it, he got a Splinter.
- Maccas will give you a free happy meal and $134.50 if you go through the drive through dressed as a clown... With a gun
- I've just bought my daughter her main toy for Christmas...... I ate the happy meal though.
- A happy meal Q: What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown?
A: "Does this taste funny to you?" - [OC, be gentle] Ronald McDonald snuck up on a Happy Meal and said, "Serve fries!!!" The Happy Meal replied, "Nugget out of my face."
- It's been 6 years since Whitney Houston passed away In memorial, McDonald is releasing the Whitney Houston Happy Meal.
It's just coke and ice.
Grats on 6 years sober, Whitney Houston! - So apparently everyone's upset about this new Minions toy at McDonald's... ... they say it came inside a Happy Meal.
- Have you heard of the new Obama happy meal at Mcdonalds?
It comes with a promise that you'll get a toy someday. - What do you call a McDonalds Happy Meals with two free toys instead of one? McNotHappening
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Happy Meal One Liners
Which happy meal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with happy meal? I can suggest the ones about last meal and evening meal.
- I call my wife "Happy Meal"... She's not enough to satisfy me but she comes with a toy...
- What does a cannibal call a person in a good mood? a happy meal
- I ate a kid's meal at McDonald's today He wasn't happy.
- Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.
- What does a cannibal call a clown? A Happy Meal
- Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
- Money can't buy you happiness Well check this out, i just brought a happy meal
- What does a cannibal call someone in a really good mood? A happy meal
- I bought a Macbook yesterday It was the most expensive item on the Happy Meal menu
Comedy Happy Meal Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What funny jokes about happy meal you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean happy hour jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make happy meal pranks.
A very religious man went on a safari
When he was there, he found a huge lion. The man didn't have a gun and there was no way he could outrun the lion. So, he did the only thing he could do. He got on his knees and prayed "Dear God, I was always a good Christian. Will you perform a miracle and give this lion some christian feelings".
That moment, the clouds parted and a beam of light came from above and touched the lion's heart. The lion raised his paws to the heavens and loudly prayed "Thank you Lord for this meal I'm about to receive."
PS: it was a beam of light.
PPS: 12 700 upvotes and 17 awards. Thank you so much. I haven't been this happy since Xmas.
A blonde walked up to a restaurant and upon seeing that the sign said "Open", she walked in.
She ordered a full course meal and was very happy. She stood up to leave but stood at the door for 10 minutes, checking her watch frequently. A waiter walked up to her. Waiter: "Hello ma'am. Are you waiting for somebody today?" Blonde: "No, not particularly." Waiter: "Then why are you standing by the door?" Blonde: "The door says closed. I'm waiting for it to open."
There was a group of ravens in the park today fighting over a happy meal,
I'd never seen such a great unkindness before; I had thought they were crows until I walked closer, for a second I thought I had witnessed a m**....
A wife accompanies her husband to a follow up appointment at his doctor.
Things go normally, but as they are about to leave the doctor asks if he can talk to her privately. The husband goes to the waiting room.
The doctor tells the woman, "I didn't want to scare him, but your husband has a very serious heart condition. As long as he is treated properly, he should live a long life."
"What do we need to do?" says the wife.
"Well, you are going to have to keep him calm and relaxed at all times. Don't make him do anything around the house. Message him if he feels stressed. Cook his favorite meals. Let him watch what he wants on TV. Anything you can do to keep him happy and relaxed."
The wife leaves the office and her and her husband get in the car.
"I'm dying to know, what did he want to say to you?" says the husband.
"You have two weeks to live."
The hungry man in church
A hungry man goes to church and kneels down altar and starts praying. He prays out loud "Lord, please give me food"..and *THWACK* a piece of meat drops before him. The guys was so pleased and happy, he took the meat and off he went.
The second day, he comes back, and prays "Lord, please give me my meal"...and THWACK*. Extremely pleased, the man went home.
He decides to try his luck yet again and gooes back to curch and starts to pray, but it hits him to be suspicious and while he was saying "Lord, please..." He looks up...and sees a l**... painting the ceiling.
Poor elderly couple in fastfood restaurant
A Poor elderly couple walk into a fastfood restaurant and order one value meal. They quietly go to their table And the man gets a knife and cut the hamburger in half, gets a plastic cup, And proceed to equally divide the drink that came with the menu drop by drop. He then divide the fry's one by one so they both get exactly the same amount.
Another costumer noticed this and gets to the couple: "It seems you can't afford to get a meal for both. I be happy to buy you an additional meal". The man replies: "No its OK. we are used to sharing. We share everything since we are together.", and the costumer go back to his table but still observe the couple.
He sees how the man drinks half of their drink.
He sees how the man eats his part of the fry's
and he sees how the man eat his half of the hamburger, he noticed his wife haven't eat a single bite.
He goes back to the couple and ask the wife:"Well what are you waiting for?",
The wife replied:"the teeth"
A woman sees an old couple sharing a meal at McDonald...
A woman walks into McDonald and orders her meal. As she sits down with her food, she sees an old couple in a corner booth sharing a single happy meal. The old woman ate while the old man watched hungrily.
"They must be really poor", she thought and decided to do a good dead and bought another meal and brought over to the old couple. When she brought the meal over and explained, the old man thanked her but declined.
"Thank you, my dear, but we have plenty of money. We are sharing because when we were married over 50 years ago we vowed to share everything. Even a simple meal"
The woman who bought the meal was embarrassed and apologized, but she had one more question before she left them alone.
"I understand sharing everything, but why are you watching her eat? why not split the meal and eat together?" she asked
The old man flashed his gums to the younger woman and told her:
"Because it's her turn for the teeth"