Happy Friday Jokes
21 happy friday jokes and hilarious happy friday puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about happy friday that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Happy Friday Short Jokes
Short happy friday jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The happy friday humour may include short finally friday jokes also.
- Secret to a happy marriage is to go out for dinner twice a week, to flirt and have fun. Wife goes on Mondays, I go on Fridays
- What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I don't care.
Happy Friday all. Pretty sure it's time for a beer. - Happy Friday! If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
- My parent's secret to a happy marriage is to go out for dinner twice a week. My dad picked Fridays and my mom Mondays.
- I'm starting a tribute/cover band for the Weeknd. We're called... "It's almost the Weeknd"
Happy Friday everyone! - Yesterday we gave thanks for what we had. Today we buy everything we don't have. Happy Black Friday everyone.
- The amount of people that trip walking into my house is staggering. Happy Friday everyone!
- My Indian colleague asked me if black Friday is some how related to black people, I said yes and its manners to wish them "Happy b**... Friday".
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Happy Friday One Liners
Which happy friday one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with happy friday? I can suggest the ones about its friday and friday good.
- Happy Friday the Thirteenth I think it's bad luck to be superstitious
- Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour? CGI Friday's.
- Best Wishes for America's special day today Hope you all have a Happy Black Friday's Eve
- Happy Friday. What do you see??
Giggle-Inducing Happy Friday Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What funny jokes about happy friday you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean friday evening jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make happy friday pranks.
I was fired from work at school...
So, due to a minor defect at birth, I was born with Strabismus, and up until last Friday, I was happy performing my duties as a teacher.
Unfortunately, I was fired. My boss told me he couldn't have a teacher in his school that couldn't control his pupils.
My friend asked me if I had to have s**... with my mother to save my father's life what would I do?
Apparently reverse c**... is the wrong answer.
That's a Jimmy Carr joke, btw. It's my go to at the moment. Happy Friday everyone!
Happy Friday - Blonde Joke :)
A blind man enters a bar and find his way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?
The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6′ tall, 200 pound blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the fella sitting next to me is blonde and he's a weightlifter. The woman to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that blonde joke?
The blind guy says, Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
Guy gets sick of the rat race and...
....moves to the country. After about six months, he gets a little lonely for company so he's happy when a nearby farmer comes over.
They're sitting on the porch having a couple beers when the farmer asks,
*"Would you like to come to a party at my house next friday?"*
Guy says, *"sure, sounds fun."*
Farmer says, *"But there'll probably be loud music."*
Guy says, *"Cool with me."*
Farmer says, *"And a lot of drinking, that's how it is."*
Guy looks at his beer and nods his head.
Farmer says, *"Gotta watch out, sometimes there's a little fightin'."*
Guy says *"I can handle my own. Sounds fun."*
Farmer says, *"And if you're lucky, might be a little s**....."*
Guy says *"Now I can't wait. Next friday? What should I wear?"*
Farmer says, *"Whatever. Just gonna be you and me."*
The Fishing Trip
On Friday afternoon, a man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go on a fishing trip with my boss. We'll be gone a week. This is a great chance for me to work on that promotion! Would you please pack some clothes for me and set out my rod and tackle box. I'll swing by the house to pick them up in an hour. Oh! And please pack my new blue pajamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy, but does exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend the husband comes home very tired, tan and happy. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he has had a good time.
I did! he says as he carries his things into the bedroom. You wouldn't believe all the fish we caught! Some bass, some catfish, and a few trout.
As he tosses his suitcase onto the bed, his wife leans against the doorjamb.
"Really." She says.
Yup, he says. Then he glances up at her, By the way, why didn't you pack my new blue pajamas like I asked?"
The wife crosses her arms and replies, "I did. They're in your tackle box."