Happy Fathers Day Jokes
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- Does anyone else feel that white bread is superior? Or am I just breadjudiced?
Perfect day for a dad joke. Happy Fathers Day, folks! - What did Dad say when he got a universal remote for Father's Day? This changes everything!
Happy Father's Day! - Everyone keeps wishing a Happy Father's Day to "The Best Dad in the World." I'm flattered. But I hope everyone wishes their own dad a Happy Fathers Day as well.
- When i was a kid, my father said he wanted me to be an autodidact. I asked him what that word meant.
He told me to look it up.
Happy Father's Day, everyone! - People always ask me how I know so many Dad jokes. Well it's because I keep them in a Dad-a-base.
Happy Father's Day! - Last September my wife asked me to put a load in the dishwasher. So long story short, happy fathers day to me.
- If I were a girl, every Father's Day, I'd text an ex-boyfriend "Happy 'You-might-be-the-Father's Day." along with a picture of a random kid.
- Happy Fathers Day! Me: Happy Fathers Day!
Pop: Thanks!
Me: I'll call you later.
Pop: Don't call me later, call me Dad :')
... - Don't forget to use social media to say Happy Fathers Day to your father who doesn't use social media and won't see it
- I saw the strangest protest sign driving to work today I know all the construction can be inconvenient but seriously, End Road Work ?
Happy Father's Day everyone!
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Happy Fathers Day One Liners
Which happy fathers day one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with happy fathers day? I can suggest the ones about father day and birthday dad.
- Happy Father's Day or, mass confusion, if you live in Harlem.
- Father's day joke It's not a dad bod. It's a father figure.
Happy Father's day! - To all the dude's who didn't use protection this weekend Happy Father's Day!
- Happy Father's Day! Hope this doesn't come as a surprise to any of you.
- Happy fathers day says my ex
- TEENAGERS: Get something that will make your dad really happy this fathers day. A Flat.
- Happy father's day from your little mistake
- Happy Father's Day? Nah. All parents matter.
- Yo mamma so fat... ...is the real reason yo daddy left.
Happy Father's Day! - Hey, I'm a robot Dad. You can call me Al Al Uminium
Happy Father's Day! :) - Happy Father's Day! I Love All My Children. It's such a great show.
- Son: Dad, the boys are in the yard again... Dad: My Milkshakes!
Happy Father's Day - Happy fathers day dad! Dad: "I actually identify as a woman, go say that to my wife!"
- I bet Dell Curry is not mad... he's just disappointed. Happy Fathers Day!
- Even though you maybe lesbian Happy fathers day
Howlingly Hilarious Happy Fathers Day Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
What funny jokes about happy fathers day you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fathers day cards jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make happy fathers day pranks.
Tata daddy
One day a father was walking by his sons room and heard him praying. "God bless mommy and daddy and grandma, tata grandpa" he said. The dad was confused but happy to know that his 6 year,old was praying. The next morning he found grandpa dead of a heart attack. That night he listend to his son again. "God bless mommy and daddy tata grandma." As he suspected he found grandma dead of a heart attack. Then that night he listened to his son again."God bless mommy tata daddy" as you can imagine he was freaking out so he went to the docter and came home and found his wife and she said "Thankgoodness your here we found the mailman dead on our porch this morning!"
A man brought his son to a grocery store...
A man brought his son to a grocery store, but as soon as they walked in the store the young child began to throw a temper tantrum. While they went down each aisle the child would yell, throw items in and out of the cart, and overall just be an annoyance.
Despite the scene his son was causing, the father was cool and collected, slowly and calmly saying, "Don't worry, Donald. It'll be alright, Donald, we'll be home soon."
A nearby mother was very impressed with the father's self control, and wanted to express her gratitude for such calm parenting. "Sir, I'm amazed that you are able to be so calm! It's not every day I see such patient and gracious parenting. Now little guy, what seems to be the problem, Donald?"
"Oh no, ma'am, you're mistaken!" The father interjected, "This is my son, Henry. I'm Donald!"
^(*Happy Father's Day to all you fathers out there! Thank you for all you do.*)
My dad woke my grandpa up with this call.
Happy father's day Dad. Personally, I think you did pretty good, at least on a scale of gorilla to crocodile that is.
Bought a litre of tip-ex today.
Huge mistake.
(in honour of all the dads out there, happy fathers day - UK)
Today everyone is wishing the number 1 dad in the world a happy Father's Day
They should wish their own dad a happy Father's Day as well
A child psychologist had twin boys
one was an optimist; the other, a pessimist. Just to see what would happen, on Christmas Day he loaded the pessimist's room with toys and games. In the optimist's room, he dumped a pile of horse droppings.
That night, the father found the pessimist surrounded by his gifts, crying.
What's wrong? the father asked.
I have a ton of game manuals to read … I need batteries … and my toys will all eventually get broken! sobbed the pessimist.
Passing the optimist's room, the father found him dancing for joy around the pile of droppings. Why are you so happy? he asked.
The optimist shouted, There's got to be a pony in here somewhere!
As a kid I always remembered to grab the longest and hardest things
Happy fathers day
Their are two types of people in this world
Those who stay and those who run. Glad you picked the latter. Happy fathers day
*HAPPY FATHER'S DAY...*
A new teacher Joins school... She finds two boys looking very similar in appearance...
Teacher asks:- " Twins...???"
Boy:- No... *"NEIGHBOURS"*
Happy father's day!
5 year old son after reading story of a king says to his mom:
Son: Mom, I also want 3 wives... one will cook, one will sing, one will bathe me
Mom: And which one will put you to sleep
Son: No mom, i will still sleep with you
Mom's eyes filled up with tears.
Mom: God bless you son. But who will sleep with your 3 wives?
Son: Let them sleep with daddy.
Daddy's eyes filled up with tears. God bless you son !
Happy Father's day!
I had a really old cyst removed.
I didn't realize how long I had it until the doctor told me it be nine.
OC.(possibly) Happy Father's day!
Son: Dad, what's the most unforgettable incident in your life ?
IT Dad: Son, its INC0000038764. Took me forever to resolve.
Happy father's day !!
To all the fathers out there who ran away from the responsibility of looking after their kids...
Happy Athletics Day!
Happy Father's Day!
...doesn't work out so well as a c**... wrapper greeting.
Happy Father's Day to all my children.
Wherever those b**... may be.
Happy father's day to everyone out there. My kid would've been 5 years old today...
But I pulled out.
I have a fan that keeps me up at night...
He's always cheering me and telling me you got this!
Happy Father's Day all!
We need to talk...
A young man had asked his parents to talk one day. He nervously asked them to sit down as he had something serious he wanted to tell them.
"Mom, Dad it's really hard to tell you this but I want to. I'm gay." The son said, looking from one to the other.
"That's fine sweetie. As long as your happy." The mom said, giving her so a hug. As she released him he looked to his father to see his reaction.
His father just stared at him, not saying a word. But, he got up and walked over to his son and held out his hand.
"Hello Gay, I'm Dad"
The Stork family comes home at the end of the day
The storks sit down for dinner. Mama Stork says "Father Stork, what did you do today?"
Father Stork says "I was out making couples very happy. What did you do today Mama Stork?"
Mama Stork says "I also was out making couples very happy. What did you do today Baby Stork?"
Baby Stork says "I was out scaring the c**... out of college students."
(Cultural note: in many cultures, a common myth is that storks deliver babies to mothers instead of mothers giving birth)
