Happy Easter Jokes
30 happy easter jokes and hilarious happy easter puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about happy easter that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Happy Easter Short Jokes
Short happy easter jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The happy easter humour may include short easter bunny jokes also.
- Did you hear that Jesus was a bit of a drunk? One time He got so hammered that He fell asleep in a cave for three days before He woke up.
(heard in church today) :-) Happy Easter! - Do you remember when you were young and you believed things that weren't true? Like Santa Claus, the Easter bunny, that you're parents were happy together...
- Chocolate chip... How many men does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?... 3!
One to make the batter, two to squeeze the rabbit.
Happy Easter everyone - Don't go into the rent-a-tomb business.... It's only ever worked with one person.
Happy Easter ! God Bless ! - U2 fans who are lawyers... What do you call a lawyer who loves U2?
A Pro-Bono!
Happy Easter everyone! - why do you wish someone a happy easter and not a merry easter? Easter even a reason for it?
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Happy Easter One Liners
Which happy easter one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with happy easter? I can suggest the ones about kids easter and easter day.
- Happy Greek Easter! Which Greek God loved to collect animals? Zoos
- What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny...
Happy Easter - Why do we color eggs for Easter? Because Jesus DYED for our sins.
Happy Easter! - The Alzheimer's Society has a special greeting for us all today: Happy Easter!
- Why is Jesus always shown with a six pack of abs? Because hes Cross fit.
Happy easter! - Today is a most sacred day Happy Easter Thursday! 420 praise it!
- Happy Easter Everyone Happy Easter Everyone
- happy easter everyone! ahha april fools pontius pilate im alive.
- Happy easter Jesus! Please cross your legs.
We've only got one nail left - Happy Easter April Fools
Now go pay your rent. - Happy Easter!... Sorry it's a bit early, I suffer from p**... congratulation.
Quirky and Hilarious Happy Easter Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What funny jokes about happy easter you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean easter eggs jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make happy easter pranks.
Resurrection day
Children at Sunday school were asked what resurrection meant. One boy replied, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts for more than 4 hours you should call a doctor." Happy Easter!
In honor of Easter.. I present to you a small joke.
Jesus made his usual rounds in heaven when he noticed a wizened, white-haired old man sitting in a corner looking very disconsolate. The next week he was disturbed to come across him again, looking equally miserable, and a week later he stopped to talk to him.
"See here, old fellow," said Jesus kindly, "this is heaven. The sun is shining, you've got all you could want to eat, all the instruments you might want to play-- you're supposed to be blissfully happy! What's wrong?
"Well," said the old man, "you see, I was a carpenter on earth, and lost my only, dearly beloved son at an early age. And here in heaven I was hoping more than anything to find him."
"Tears sprang from Jesus' eyes. "FATHER!" he cried.
The old man jumped to his feet, bursting into tears, and sobbed, "PINOCCHIO!"