Happy 4th Jokes

Funniest Happy 4th Short Jokes

Short happy 4th jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The happy 4th humour may include short 4th of july jokes also.

1. As a non-American, I love seeing Americans saying Happy 4th of July. It's the only time Americans pronounce dates correctly.
2. I don't see why we Brits don't celebrate the 4th of July. Surely 239 years of being officially separate from America is something to be happy about.
3. Happy 4th! Why are there no knock-knock jokes about 'Murica? ~~because freedom rings~~ because we have no-knock warrants as our pun-ishment of choice.
4. What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt? That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.
   Haha, happy late 4th of July.
5. Happy early 4th of July everyone And to those who've been a defendant a fourth time then happy 4th of jury
6. In honor of Star Wars Day: What do bounty hunters like to put on their salad? Boba Fetta cheese
   Happy May 4th
7. Why the 4th of July? J is the 1st,
   U is the 2nd,
   L is the 3rd,
   Y is the 4th
   Happy 4th of July!

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Happy 4th One Liners

Which happy 4th one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with happy 4th? I can suggest the ones about fourth of july and may the 4th.

1. Why did the angry Jedi cross the road? To get to the Dark Side.
   Happy May 4th
2. Happy Star Wars Day! May the 4th be with you!
3. What do you call a US citizen with a pessimistic attitude? An American't
   Happy July 4th.
4. Happy 4th of July everyone! Or as I like to call it: Brexit 1776

Happy 4th Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about happy 4th you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean independence day jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make happy 4th pranks.