The Best 46 Happiest Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Happiest jokes. There are some happiest love jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these happiest altar puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Happiest Jokes and Puns

Congratulations! Said the groom's uncle.

I'm sure you'll look back on today as the happiest day of your life.

But I'm not getting married until tomorrow. Replied the groom to be.

I know, I know. His uncle replied.

my wife after 25 years of marriage asked me to choose my happiest memory, a moment when we were together

I said for god's sake woman, make up your mind, which one do you want?

They say her wedding day is the happiest day of a woman's life, and she wears white...

So why does the man wear black on his wedding day?

Happiest joke, They say her wedding day is the happiest day of a woman's life, and she wears white...

A day before the wedding

"Congratulations, my son, today will be forever in your memory as the happiest day of your life."" But the wedding is only tomorrow." "I know that, my son.."

- Congratulations, my boy! - Says the uncle to the nephew who is getting married the next day.

- I'm sure a couple of years from now, you will remind of this day as the happiest day of your life!
- But I'm only getting married tomorrow - responds the nephew.
- Yeah - explains uncle - That is exactly what I meant!


A little boy at a wedding...

A little boy at a wedding asks his Mom, "Mommy how come bride's wear white dresses at their wedding." The Mom responds "Well because it's the happiest day of her life." The kid responds "Then how come the groom wears black?"

A little girl is attending her first wedding...

And as the priest is reading the vows, she leans over to her mother and whispers, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"

"Because white is the color of happiness," her mother explains, "and today is the happiest day in her life."

The child ponders this for a moment and then asks, "So why is the groom wearing black?"

Happiest joke, A little girl is attending her first wedding...

A poll showed that North Korea is the happiest nation in the world!

100% of citizens reported being happy!

She Knows Why

**boy whispering to mum during wedding**

Boy: "Mummy?"

Mum: "What?

Boy: "Why is the lady dressed in white?"

Mum: "Because this is her happiest day in her life"

Boy: "... So Why is the man dressed in black?"

The happiest person I know is a lubricant salesperson...

I guess you could say they don't have a lot of friction in their life.

What starts with an 'M', ends with 'arriage', and recently made me the happiest man alive?

Miscarriage

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A child asks: "Mom, why do women wear white on their wedding day?"

Mom: Well, they wear white because it's the happiest day of their life.

Child: Then why does the man wear black?

A couple is lying in bed. The husband says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."The wife replies,...

..."I'll miss you."

There are a mother and child at a wedding.

The child turns to her mother and asks "Mommy, why is the Bride wearing white?" The mother quietly responds "Because, white is seen as the color of happiness, and this is the happiest day of her life!" The child ponders this for a moment, and then turns to her mother again. "Then why is the Groom wearing black?"

There's a couple sitting next to each other

Wife: I will make you the happiest person on earth

Husband: I will miss you

My wife and I were lying in bed the other day...

My hands were slowly finding their way across her body.

I whispered, "I'm gonna make you the happiest woman in the world."

She whispered back, "I'll miss you."

Happiest joke, My wife and I were lying in bed the other day...

Today was the happiest and saddest day in my life

The extra small condoms are discounted.

Boy and Mom funny conversation

Boy whispers to his mom during a wedding
Boy: Mommy?
Mom: What?
Boy: Why is the girl dressed in white?
Mom: Because this is the happiest day of her life.
Boy: so why is the boy dressed in black?

A man proposes.

A man goes down on his knees and proposes to her:

*Marry Me... and Make me the Happiest Man in the World*

Looking bewildered she replied:

**You want Both !!!??**


Why is Santa Claus the happiest man?

Because he knows the adress of every bad girl.

Wearing White ...

A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the bride wear white?"
His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."
The boys thinks about this, and then says, "Well then why is the groom wearing black..."

What is the happiest letter?

Happiest letter:D

A new study has shown that Vietnamese couples are the happiest of them all

because most of the time, it's a Nguyen-Nguyen situation for everyone.

When is Pinocchio's girlfriend the happiest?

When he tells her he likes the smell while going down on her

A child asks his mother

why the bride wears white on her wedding day. His mother responds, "Because white represents happiness, and that's the happiest day of her life!" The child thinks for a while and then asks, "Then why does the groom wear black?"

Science/nre joke

What particles in a reactor are the happiest?

Delayed neutrons.

Where are the happiest people on earth?

At Chernobyl. They are radiating.

How can Finland be one of the happiest countries in the world with such a high suicide rate?

All the miserable people kill themselves

kids at wedding

kid: Mom, why does the bride wear white clothes?

mother: because it is the happiest day in her life.

kid: So, why the groom is wearing black?

God was creating all the countries and it was Canada's turn

He turned to his angels and said "this country will have unmatched beauty, plenty of natural resources, and its citizens will be the happiest and friendliest in the world"

The angels ask God, "aren't you blessing this country a little TOO much?" and God replies, "wait till you see who their neighbour is"

What spirit will make you happiest?

Yaygerbombs

What kind of traveler is the happiest?

A nomad

Happiest Job

You know what is the happiest job in the world?

Suicide bomber. They having a blast.

Where do you save your happiest memories?

On Cloud 9

Which hard drive is always the happiest?

Disk C:

How do you find out if your dog or your wife loves you the most?

Lock them both in the garage for a few hours.

When you return, see which one is happiest to see you.

I Just spent a load of money and, made my valentine the happiest ever!

I'm glad I can post this here. Where's my lotion.

Harry was finally a groom and was very excited about his upcoming marriage.

He was on his way out of the office when his boss came over to him.

Congratulations Harry, his boss said. I just wanted to tell you I've been married for 22 years, and I'm sure that you will always remember this day with the fondest of memories, as the happiest day of your life.

But, I'm not getting married until tomorrow, Harry said.

Yeah I know, his boss said.

Thanks to my wife I'm the happiest man on Earth.

She's gone away for the week.

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"

"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."

The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"

Finally!! Eleven long years after I nervously popped the question, she made me the happiest man on Earth by saying yes!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We start divorce proceedings tomorrow...

Partners of women with a hearing problem are in the happiest relationship.

They always say, "Come again?"

Dad: Son, congratulations. Im sure you will remeber today as the happiest day of your life.

Son: Thanks dad! But wedding is tomorrow.

Dad: I know.

Guess which type of society is the happiest?

Nomads.

What is the happiest type of traveler?

Nomad

Don't know about the happiest country in the world. But there is one country that's 80% unhappy.

Spain.

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