Cheerful Fun Happend Jokes for Lovely Laughter
I was on a trip to Dubai, and in my stay, I met a rich man
Over time, we actually became friends, and he told me about this shoes company he owns.
He said:
Each pair of shoes we manufacture costs us about 2$, and we manage to sell them for 250$
What?! this is insane, why is it so expensive, ? I asked
Well I actually tried to make them cheaper for 25$ each
Then what happend?
People stopped buying them
A nurse, who works in the ER, arrives for her shift
she spots a little boy, who is sitting in the hallway, crying his eyes out.
She asks him: "What happend? Can I help you?"
Boy: "My mother just died from a traffic accident."
Nurse: " Iam so sorry, shall I get you a priest?"
Boy: "No, thank you, Iam not in the mood for sex."
You're coughing all the time and it's hard for you to breath, what happend?
It's a lung story
What happend when the bike ran over a nail?
It popped a wheelie.
My wife told me that by the time she was back from the store, the dishes sould be clean
Then i told her that i would be amazed if she actually managed to make that happend.
My mother-in-law happend to be washing dishes at the same time as me.
One might say we were... in sink
3 guys walked into a bar...
I was outside, i didn't see what happend...
A man walks into a bar
He sat down next to a grumpy looking guy.
He asks: What's the deal? What happend?
The guy replies: It has been a rough time for me, you know. My wife left me and took the house, the car, all my money and the kids, so i just lost my job and my friends don't support me.
The first man says: Thats horrible, there is no way it could get worse, is there?
He answers: There is, she came back
Little Peter
Came in to class one day with burns all over his face.
The teacher asked him what happend.
"Well i bought a crate of fireworks and..."
"There you have it kids, fireworks are a real danger" the teacher interupted
"Thats exactly what my father said as he threw it into the fireplace"
What happend when Snow White first meet the seven dwarfs?
7Up
I was walking up town and saw two turtles get in a fight.
Someone called the cops, and when they showed up they asked the turtles what happened... The turtles said it all happend too fast.
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One from my half asleep Girlfriend
What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?
They got Bale.
