The Best 8 Hao Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Hao jokes. There are some hao jian jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hao dong puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Hao Jokes and Puns

How does a Chinese cat say hello?

Mi Hao.

How do Chineses cats say hello?

Mi hao

How long is a Chinese?

Yes, but it's actually Hao Long...

The community theater recently posted auditions for Aladdin and a Christmas play

On audition day, local news reporter Thi Xix Hao spotted someone crying outside the audition room.

What's wrong? he asked.

The dejected man looked up. You look familiar he said.

I am local news reporter, Thi Xix Hao. You also look familiar to me

I am Chad Kroeger, lead singer of Nickelback the man said in between sobs.

Ah said Thi Xix Hao. So what troubles you?

Never made it as a wiseman. Couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing. And, Thi Xix Hao, you remind me…

Thank you for calling the law office of...

Dewey, Chetum, and Hao

A Native American pregnant woman walks into a room

Her grandfather, the chief, stares at her womb and greets her saying "Hao" she replies "I don't know how, but I know who!"

What did the friendly Chinese cowboy say?

Ni hao!!!

A handless Native Indian waved at me today

Didn't think that was possible, but he did some Hao

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the hao chen jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working hao shu piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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