The Best 19 Hanukkah Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Hanukkah jokes. There are some hanukkah frankincense jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hanukkah merry puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Hanukkah Jokes and Puns


A Jewish guy's mother gives him two sweaters for Hanukkah. The next time he visits her, he makes sure to wear one.

As he walks into the house, his mother frowns and asks, "What -- you didn't like the other one?"

An old Jewish couple, Harry and Sadie, were married for 35 years but never got along...

...One day around this time of year, he says to her, "So? I suppose you'll be wanting a Hanukkah present?"

She says to him, "Harry, I want a divorce."

Harry says, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."

Cultural Diversity--True Story

When I was six I learned about Hanukkah in school. My teacher told me, "Christians celebrate Christmas, and Jews celebrate Hanukkah."

That night I was waiting in line at Hometown Buffet with my family and asked Mom why the restaurant would be closed for Christmas.

"It's so that the people who work here can spend Christmas with their families." She said.

In a loud, excited voice I piped up, "BUT COULDN'T THEY GET SOME JEWS TO WORK HERE?"

We never went back.

Hanukkah joke, Cultural Diversity--True Story

8 Days' Worth

Mary goes to the post office to buy 50 stamps for her Hanukkah cards. What denomination? asks the postal clerk.

Mary thinks a second before 
replying, Give me six Orthodox, 
12 Conservative, and 32 Reform.

Hanukkah joke

My mother once gave me two sweaters for Hanukkah. The next time we visited, I made sure to wear one.

As we entered her home, instead of the expected smile, she said, 'Aaron, what's the matter? You didn't like the other one?'

What do you call someone who celebrates Christmas sometimes and Hanukkah sometimes?


With Hanukkah upon us, how does a Jewish man prepare his tea?

Hebrews it.

Hanukkah joke, With Hanukkah upon us, how does a Jewish man prepare his tea?

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

A guy wore a Hanukkah shirt to a Christmas party...

He was in the Menorah Tee.

If the majority of people in the US celebrate Christmas

Then the amount of people that celebrate Hanukkah are in the menorahty

What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?

One is eight nights while the other ate knights

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Hanukkah is a truly Jewish holiday.

What other group of people would celebrate saving on oil?

My wife demanded I wash her Hanukkah top.

But it's not my Jew tee.

Last chrrrriii...

Ah, aha
Ooh, ohh

Last hanukkah i gave you my torah
And the very next day u sold it away

People have gone too far, we call a Christmas Tree a Holiday Tree

So why don't we call a Hanukkah Bush and Holiday Bush

Why are there only 8 days of Hanukkah?

Because 7 ate 9

Hanukkah joke, Why are there only 8 days of Hanukkah?

How many Jewish Grandmas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they'd rather sit in the dark and be depressed.

Happy Hanukkah everyone.

Last year I crashed my friend's Hanukkah party..

He's been gelt-tripping me ever since.

I got a book for Hanukkah today

It was the diary of Anne Frank

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