The Best 12 Hansen Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Hansen jokes. There are some hansen unexpectedly jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hansen ama puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Hansen Jokes and Puns

My girlfriend made me drive out more than 33 miles just so she could dump me on live tv.

Then her bf Chris Hansen humiliated me.

Unexpectedly meeting a celebrity is cool, unless....

It's Chris Hansen.

Just out of curiosity, does anyone here use RES?

Because I'm really wishing that they'd changed the 'Hide Child Comments' button for the Chris Hansen AMA.

Did you see that Roy Moore had a high profile interview on Dateline NBC?

What was unfortunate for him is that it was with Chris Hansen, who started it by asking him to take a seat over there.

I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC, and we're doing a story on people who solicit teenagers for sex. If you have anything you'd like to add to this conversation, go ahead. Otherwise you're free to go.

Yeah, actually, if you could vote for me in the Alabama senate race that would be awesome.


What does Chris Hansen call a baby jaguar?

A child predator

Chris Hansen is my hero...

...I still have the souvenir towel he gave me

I'll never forget the day I heard "My name is Chris Hansen, and this is Dateline NBC"

I sure had a DATE line alright with a little girl! xD

A man walks into a house...

Stop! I'm Chris Hansen and this is "To Catch a Predator!"

Does Chris Hansen ever accidentally scare pedophiles in his day to day life?

Like he goes to meet up with a friend at a restaurant and the waiter just jumps out the window.

I can't wait to see the next season of *House of Cards* . . .

. . . Starring Chris Hansen.

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Anyone else feel that Chris Hansen glorifies sexual predators?

IDK, he's just always putting those guys on a pedo stool.

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