The Best 8 Hansel Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Hansel jokes. There are some hansel herman jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hansel hanks puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Hansel Jokes and Puns

Three friends at the bar...

- The first: "You know... my wife wants two children after seeing Hansel and Gretel"
- The second: "My wife instead wants seven children after seeing Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"
- The third: "Umh I have to go, my wife is watching 101 Dalmatians".

TIL Although Hansel and Gretel were able to evade being eaten, they developed 99 illnesses due to the fact that they lived in the candy house for over a month...

They got 99 problems but a witch ain't one.

Do you think Hitler got his inspiration from Hansel and Gretel?

They did shove a long nosed witch into an oven.

I rewrote Hansel & Gretel but changed the oven to a mobile stove.

The title is now Hansel & Griddle.

Who led the first revolt in a concentration camp?

Hansel and Gretel.

How did Hansel and Gretel get lost in das woods?

the trail was crumby.

What did the Witch say to Hansel and Gretel when they made fun of her?


The story of Hansel and Gretel

wouldn't be the last time Germans pushed people into ovens

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the hansel jenny jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working hansel ashkenazi piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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