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They banned talking on mobile phones while driving in Germany
With the new law, a man went to an electronics shop looking for something that would help him to answer his calls, but still keep his focus on driving. The store employee offered to have his brother Hansel ride with him and put the phone up to his ear when it rang.
The man said "No, that won't work. Do you have a Hans-free device?"
Three friends at the bar...
- The first: "You know... my wife wants two children after seeing Hansel and Gretel"
- The second: "My wife instead wants seven children after seeing Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"
- The third: "Umh I have to go, my wife is watching 101 Dalmatians".
Why did the old witch in the woods get removed from the Grimm's fairy tales?
Hansel Culture.
\-- Late Night with Seth Meyers
(I apologize for this)
Why did Hansel and Gretel claim they were sick?
They had Munch hausen.
TIL Although Hansel and Gretel were able to evade being eaten, they developed 99 illnesses due to the fact that they lived in the candy house for over a month...
They got 99 problems but a witch ain't one.
Do you think h**... got his inspiration from Hansel and Gretel?
They did shove a long nosed witch into an oven.
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