Following is our collection of funny Hansel jokes. There are some hansel herman jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hansel hanks puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
- The first: "You know... my wife wants two children after seeing Hansel and Gretel"
- The second: "My wife instead wants seven children after seeing Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"
- The third: "Umh I have to go, my wife is watching 101 Dalmatians".
They got 99 problems but a witch ain't one.
They did shove a long nosed witch into an oven.
The title is now Hansel & Griddle.
Hansel and Gretel.
the trail was crumby.
Roasted
wouldn't be the last time Germans pushed people into ovens
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the hansel jenny jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working hansel ashkenazi piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.