Hannibal Lecter Jokes
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- This came to me randomly today; not sure if old, or OC... How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?
Ovaries-y - What path do Hannibal Lecter, Norman Bates, and Freddy Krueger take walks on? Psycho Path.
- Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid? He was told not to play with his food.
- What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture? I can smell your Kant.
- Hannibal Lecter and IT the clown meet. Hannibal: I hate clowns.
IT: Why so?
Hannibal: Because they taste funny. - What do you call a cannibal who doesn't eat vegetables? Cannibal lecturer.
like hannibal lecter... - Hannibal Lecter leaves a review for a private show with a comedian... Great show. The man was so good at impersonations he tasted like chicken.
- What is the difference between Maximus Decimus Meridius and Hannibal Lecter? (OC) One is Gladiator
The other is glad he ate her. - Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues? He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.
- Why did Hannibal Lecter keep newspaper cuttings of his murders? He liked to keep a breast.
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Hannibal Lecter One Liners
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- What was Hannibal Lecter's favorite Japanese food? Rawmen
- Where does Hannibal Lecter take women on dates? Chick Filet
- What did Hannibal Lecter say to Lorrena Bobbitt? You gonna eat that?
- Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza? He heard it had de*liver*y flavor.
- If Hannibal Lecter ran a 4.3 40 The NFL would just say he has an eating disorder
- What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite movie? Gladiator
- What is Hannibal Lecter's favourite spice? Ground ginger.
- Hannibal Lecter loves human meat. It lets him have a peace of mind.
- What does Hannibal Lecter call the girl from The Ring? a TV dinner
- Hannibal Lecter chose to be psychiatrist. It allowed him to have a peace of mind.
- Why did Hannibal Lecter kill Emeril Legasse He wanted Emeril's Essence with real Emeril.
- What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite diving style? the cannibal
- Name a being with two livers Hannibal Lecter
- Why do they call Hannibal Lecter The Mail Man ? He always delivers.
- What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed? Silence of the Limbs
Hannibal Lecter Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
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What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
One's a slimy, s**...-s**... bottom feeder, and the other is delicious dipped in batter and deep-fried.
*-Hannibal Lecter*
The difference between Jeffrey d**... and Hannibal Lecter
Really comes down to taste in people.
What did Hannibal Lecter say when he met a s**... Black Panther at a cannibal convention?
I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
What's the difference between a zombie and Hannibal Lecter?
Hannibal Lecter doesn't eat brains.
this asian is Hannibal Lecter
At the animal shelter
Why wouldn't Hannibal Lecter eat clowns?
Because they tasted funny.
Hannibal Lecter has opened a Turkish resutrant.
They only serve o**... Döners
How did Hannibal Lecter get rich?
He saved on groceries.