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Do you need some dark humor in your life? Check out this hilarious collection of Hannibal jokes sure to add a punchline to your day! Featuring jabs at Hannibal Lecter and his taste for human flesh, agricultural advice from Napoleon's horse, and more, these jokes are sure to bring a chuckle to even the most serious Ripley fans.

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Funniest Hannibal Short Jokes

Short hannibal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hannibal humour may include short agricultural jokes also.

  1. I heard miley cyrus is in the new Silence of the Lambs reboot She plays Hannibal Montannibal.
  2. What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast? Kevin Bacon.
    ...
    And Jon Hamm.
    ^^I'll ^^show ^^myself ^^out.
  3. What do you call a scientific talk about the psychological impact of cannibalism? A Hannibal Lecture.
  4. This came to me randomly today; not sure if old, or OC... How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?
    Ovaries-y
  5. What's the difference between Spartacus and Hannibal Lector One of them's a gladiator, and the other is glad he ate her!
  6. What path do Hannibal Lecter, Norman Bates, and Freddy Krueger take walks on? Psycho Path.
  7. People often overlook one of the greatest military advantages that Hannibal had when crossing the Alps... The elephant of supplies.
  8. Hannibal Lector crashed my dinner party and rudely demanded that I feed him! I gave him a piece of my mind.
  9. What's Hannibal's favourite game? Cooking Mama
  10. Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid? He was told not to play with his food.

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Hannibal One Liners

Which hannibal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hannibal? I can suggest the ones about napoleon and hannibal lecter.

  1. What was Hannibal Lecter's favorite Japanese food? Rawmen
  2. I took a class on 'The Silence of the Lambs' It was a Hannibal lecture.
  3. Where does Hannibal Lecter take women on dates? Chick Filet
  4. What do you call a university class taught by a cannibal? A Hannibal Lecture
  5. Why does Hannibal take paralysed patients to the sauna? He's just steaming vegetables!
  6. What did Hannibal Lecter say to Lorrena Bobbitt? You gonna eat that?
  7. Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza? He heard it had de*liver*y flavor.
  8. In today's Criminology class we will learn about cannibalism. It's my Hannibal Lecture.
  9. What do you call a college class taught by a Cannibal? A Hannibal Lecture
  10. If Hannibal Lector is not a vegetarian, what is he? A humanitarian.
  11. What does Hannibal Lector use to blow his nose? A tissue.
  12. If Hannibal Lecter ran a 4.3 40 The NFL would just say he has an eating disorder
  13. What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite movie? Gladiator
  14. What is Hannibal Lecter's favourite spice? Ground ginger.
  15. What do you call a podium that crossed the alps? A Hannibal Lectern

Hannibal Lecter Jokes

Here is a list of funny hannibal lecter jokes and even better hannibal lecter puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture? I can smell your Kant.
  • Hannibal Lecter and IT the clown meet. Hannibal: I hate clowns.
    IT: Why so?
    Hannibal: Because they taste funny.
  • What do you call a cannibal who doesn't eat vegetables? Cannibal lecturer.
    like hannibal lecter...
  • Hannibal Lecter loves human meat. It lets him have a peace of mind.
  • What does Hannibal Lecter call the girl from The Ring? a TV dinner
  • Hannibal Lecter leaves a review for a private show with a comedian... Great show. The man was so good at impersonations he tasted like chicken.
  • What is the difference between Maximus Decimus Meridius and Hannibal Lecter? (OC) One is Gladiator
    The other is glad he ate her.
  • Hannibal Lecter chose to be psychiatrist. It allowed him to have a peace of mind.
  • Why did Hannibal Lecter kill Emeril Legasse He wanted Emeril's Essence with real Emeril.
  • What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite diving style? the cannibal

Hannibal Cannibal Jokes

Here is a list of funny hannibal cannibal jokes and even better hannibal cannibal puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Do You Know What Hannibal the Cannibal's Favorite Food Was? Communion wafers.
  • What did Hannibal Lecter say when he met a s**... Black Panther at a cannibal convention? I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
Hannibal joke, What did Hannibal Lecter say when he met a s**... Black Panther at a cannibal convention?

Hannibal joke, What did Hannibal Lecter say when he met a s**... Black Panther at a cannibal convention?

Amusing Hannibal Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about hannibal you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean seashells jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hannibal pranks.

What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?

One's a slimy, s**...-s**... bottom feeder, and the other is delicious dipped in batter and deep-fried.
*-Hannibal Lecter*

Imagine if Hannibal was a university professor

I'd love to go to a Hannibal Lecture!

You enter Hannibal's bathroom. What's the first thing you see?

Head & Shoulders.

Why did Hannibal invade Rome? [OC]

Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

In 218 BC Hannibal crossed the Alps with elephants.

He got a mountain range that never forgets.

The difference between Jeffrey d**... and Hannibal Lecter

Really comes down to taste in people.

"I love it when a plan comes ogether"

"You missed a 't'"
"No, I'm Hannibal".

Hannibal joke, "I love it when a plan comes ogether"

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