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Hannah Montana DVD: $15, Tub of vaseline: $3, XL box of tissues: $2, Look of disgust from the cashier:Priceless.
By my age, my parents had a house and a family, and to be fair to me, so do I
but it is the same house and it is the same family
A pregant woman goes into a doctors office to have an ultrasound.
The doctor tells us that she is going to have a girl. The doctor then asks what she will name the baby. "Hannah," she says. "I have six other daughters, and I've named them all Hannah."
"Surely that's a bit confusing?" The doctor inquires. "What if you want to call one of them downstairs?"
"That's easy," replied the woman. "I just call them by their last name."
Hannah and Max are talking during recess...
Max finds Hannah really pretty. Thinking he's old enough for a girlfriend, he decides to try to flirt with Hannah.
"I just remembered, I had a dream about you last night!", Max did not, in fact, have a dream about Hannah last night.
"Oh, really? Was it a nice dream?", says Hannah, clearly flattered. Max starts to panic.
"Uh, I can't remember, I slept through it!"
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Hannah Baker's short hair is horrendous.
I thought her hair stylist would be the thirteenth reason why.
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Once a boy leaned to pick up something lying on the floor holding his collars stuck to his chest
Father: Son why are you holding your collar?
Son: Once Miss Hannah forgot to hold up her collar and both her lungs came out and dropped down.
What do you call Hannah Montana when she spills herbal tea on herself?
Chamomiley Cyrus
Hannah backwards is still Hannah...
But Hannah sideways is how she got pregnant.
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