The Best 26 Hangover Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Hangover jokes. There are some hangover tequila jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hangover cloudy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Hangover Jokes and Puns

Jack wakes up with a horrible hangover and a throbbing black eye.

The first thing he sees is a single rose on the side table and a note from his wife: Dear, breakfast is made. I've gone shopping to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you!

He stumbles to the kitchen and, sure enough, there's breakfast. Joe, he says to his son, what happened last night?

You came home soused and got that black eye tripping over a chair.

So, why the rose, breakfast, and sweet note from your mother?

Oh, that. Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take off your clothes, you screamed, 'Leave me alone, I'm married!'

While watching Hangover 2 the other day, I say to my friend, "I wonder where they're going in the third one?"

"Straight to DVD."

I was laying in bed with a hangover

It's awful when your cock's so big it won't stay in the bed.

-lee Mack

Hangover joke, I was laying in bed with a hangover

What do you cal a wine hangover?

The grape depression.

A guy calls into work....

says he can't come in, he has a terrible hangover.

the boss says "well, when that happens to me, i ask my wife for sex, and that usually fixes me right up."

the guy says he'll try that.

later, he comes into work, ready to go. the boss sees him and says

"so, that worked, didn't it?"

the guy says "yes, it did, and you have a really nice house."

The best thing for a hangover is to drink excessively the night before.

Not sure why you'd want one, though.

I woke up with a horrible hangover today...

I could have sworn she was beautiful last night.

Hangover joke, I woke up with a horrible hangover today...

You ever wake up with a hangover feeling proud that you didn't send embarrassing drunk texts the night before?

What's it like?

How do the Irish cure a hangover?

With a funeral.

An Anarchist hangover

I'd say being hungover is confusing for Anarchists, they're in an absolute state, but can't accept it's legitimacy

What comes with a St.Patrick's day hangover?

The shamrock shakes

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What's the best thing for a hangover?

Drinking heavily the night before.

What's the best thing for a hangover

Aaron Hernandez

I hate it when my neighbor mows the lawn at 7 in the morning

This one Saturday morning I get woken up by my neighbor's mower going at 7 in the morning. I have quite a bad hangover and I just decide screw him he can cut around me. .

I enjoy expensive whiskey the same way I enjoy beautiful women

By watching someone else and living vicariously through their experience in my imagination, even though I know I'll never have either and am likely to die alone and well hydrated, instead of in bed with a gorgeous woman and a hangover.

Just Kidding. The real answer is "With my face hole"

I had such a massive hangover this morning, I just stood in the shower for nearly an hour...

Then I summoned the strength to turn it on.

Hangover joke, I had such a massive hangover this morning, I just stood in the shower for nearly an hour...

What happened when Gorbachev had a hangover and became sick?

He was thoroughly hammered and sickled

I hate it when comedy actors try and do serious roles.

Like that tiger from The Hangover doing Life of Pi.

Woke up at 6 o' clock this morning ...

...with a banging hangover listening to my neighbour mowing his lawn , was going to get up and throttle the sod , but then thought "To Heck with it , he can mow around me."

What do you call an overnight suicide pact?

A hangover.

How does Stephen Hawking recover from a hangover?

He presses F5

I'm a recovering alcoholic...

Recovering from a hangover.

Where did Don Draper go after an excruciating hangover


Why is beer the best cure for a hangover?

Because it's good for what ales you.

Already accomplished my New Year's resolution.

Of surviving the New Year's Day's hangover.

Q: What do you call it when a bunch of suicidal people all sleep together?

A: A Hangover

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