Hangout Jokes
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Why do thieves prefer to steal Android phones over iPhones?
Because they like to Hangout and not FaceTime.
SEO Expert walks into a bar...
An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, beer garden, hangout, lounge, night club, mini bar, tavern, pub, beer, wine, whiskey...
Chemistry joke
Proton and neutron were chilling in the nucleus one day, then proton asks neutron: Why you only hangout with me in here instead of electron?
Neutron replies: He was too negative to begin with.
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Joe went over to his buddy Bob's house to hang-out and watch football ...
As they were sitting in the living room, Bob's dog walked into the room, laid down on the floor, and began to lick its nuts. Joe looked down at the dog and said "Man, I wish I could do that." To which Bob replied, "Don't you think you ought to at least pet him first."
I pretty sure I just came up with this an original joke ...
A man venting to a couple who he is friends with at their local hangout about his wife, "She called me a misogynistic pig."
The couple who is listening, both look at each other before the female asks, "and how do you feel about what she said?"
He thinks about for a moment and says, "Ehh, she probably just on her period!"
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Do you know why I hate being in a public washroom?
Because its where all of the d**... hangout.
Wanted to hangout with other skateboarders, so I downloaded an app called grinder....
Turns out it's for rollerbladers.
Anybody out there interested in having occasional platonic hangout sessions?
Asking for a friend.
Why does Thor like to hangout with his sister?
Because they have a Hela good time.
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