The Best 16 Hangman Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Hangman jokes. There are some hangman uppercase jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hangman sims puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Hangman Jokes and Puns

A man murdered his wife and was sentenced to death.

There was a crowd waiting around the gallows to watch. As the hangman put the noose around his neck, he was asked, Do you have any last words?

The murderer said, Yeah, I have a joke that I came up with while I was waiting.

So, I hadn't showered for a week by the day I killed my wife. I tied her up and told her that I'd cut her apart while she was still alive, and she told me, 'At least cut my nose off first.'

Everyone there burst out laughing. The hangman said, That joke was about something terrible! Why was it so funny?

Well, I believe you can make a joke about any topic funny, said the murderer. After all, good comedy is all about execution.

Why do we use black pens on white paper?

So hangman is more realistic.

What did the condemned prisoner say when he was informed that the hangman forgot the rope?

No noose is good noose.

Hangman joke, What did the condemned prisoner say when he was informed that the hangman forgot the rope?

What was Jesus favorite games?

Hangman and lacrosse

What did the Mexican hangman serve his victims as a last meal?

Pico de Gallows

How did the KKK member guess the name of his daughter's new black boyfriend?

They played hangman.

Did you hear about the factory run by a hangman?

All work has been suspended.

Hangman joke, Did you hear about the factory run by a hangman?

When I play hangman, I always stop after my first wrong letter

I like to quit while Im ahead.

What is a KKK member's favorite game?


Whats a great game on paper, but awful in real life?


What did the Hangman say to his victim when he couldn't find his rope?

I guess no noose is good noose?

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What is Logan Paul's favorite game?


Wheel of Fortune is just like hangman

With a twist

Here's my best tip for being awesome at hangman.

_ _ _ K _ V_ _ _ _ N _ _ N _ _ _ _ _ _ _

A hangman who usually gets lots of work phone calls, didn't get any today...

I guess no noose is good noose.

The privileged hangman is a sophisticated fellow.

He can read, write and has a permission to execute.

Hangman joke, The privileged hangman is a sophisticated fellow.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the hangman literary jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working hangman hangin piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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