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Hanging Christmas Lights Jokes

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Christmas lights remind me of my friends.

They all hang together, half of them don't work, and the ones that do aren't that bright.

I'm not sure if putting Christmas lights up would offend my Jewish neighbours.

So just to be sure, i'll hang a massive s**... in my window too.

What do Jeffrey Epstein and Christmas lights have in common?

You can pay someone to hang 'em

I love Christmas lights!

... they remind me of politicians.
They all hang together, half the buggers don't work, and the ones that do aren't that bright!

What does have in common Christmas' lights and Jeffrey Epstein?

They don't hang themselves.

Co Workers are like Christmas lights...

They hang together, half of them don't work and the other half aren't so bright.

Should I hang my Christmas lights up by standing on the roof or using a climbing device to help me?

I think I'm gonna go with the latter

Christmas Lights

What do Christmas Lights and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
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They both don't hang themselves!

What do christmas lights and b**... have in common?

They look better hanging on a tree

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