The Best 46 Hanger Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Hanger jokes. There are some hanger closet jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hanger hook puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Hanger Jokes and Puns

What do locking your keys in the car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

Both are easily fixed with a coat hanger.

Imagine if you locked your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic

talk about convenient. You could just go inside and get a coat hanger to pick the lock.

A young lady is at a home decoration store, and picks out a large mirror with a brass hanger.

The helpful store clerk says, "M'am, you wanna screw for that mirror hanger?"

The girl replies, "No, but I'll blow you for that matching brass end table."

Hanger joke, A young lady is at a home decoration store, and picks out a large mirror with a brass hanger.

i hate how my mom keeps babying me...

just last week she tried to kill me with a coat hanger.

Two hats on a hat hanger, one says to the other....

You go on ahead.


the most awkward time in my life

Was when I locked my keys in my car and had to walk into the nearby abortion clinic to ask to borrow a coat hanger.

Locked my keys inside my car outside a abortion clinic

Found out I was too far along for an abortion, to make matters worse I locked my keys inside my car. I got the death look when I went back inside to ask if they had a coat hanger I could barrow.

Hanger joke, Locked my keys inside my car outside a abortion clinic

Ever heard about the pilot who committed suicide?

It was the first time they found a hanger in a hangar.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

I think I was an unwanted child

I'm 36 years old and my mother is still chasing me around with a coat hanger

what is worse than locking your keys in your car parked at planned parent hood?

going inside to borrow a coat hanger

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[NSFW] What's the worst thing about...?

....getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic?

Having to go in to ask for a coat hanger.

*Yet another Australian pub joke*

Monica Lewinsky walks into her dry cleaners

Monica Lewinsky walks into her dry cleaners, the guy is a little old and hard of hearing. Monica says "i need to get this dress cleaned, no starch, use the same hanger."
The dry cleaner responds "come again?"
Monica says "nope, this time it's mustard."

What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

What's the difference between an airplane and an abortion?

Only one doesn't fly after coming into contact with a hanger

Why do you never see a pregnant plane?

They always go to the hanger.

Hanger joke, Why do you never see a pregnant plane?

Locking your keys in the car is a lot like getting your girlfriend pregnant.

A coat hanger should take care of the problem.

I was trying to make a joke about coat hanger abortion with my mom

I was just having a poke at it.

If anger from hunger is called "hanger", what is sadness called?

"Melancalorie"


I locked my keys in my car outside an abortion clinic

They get really angry if you go in and ask for a coat hanger

I went to a baby shower

I was torn between a vacuum or a coat hanger as a gift

What's worse than locking your keys in your car at the abortion clinic?

When you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.

What is the worst part about locking your keys inside your car outside an abortion clinic?

Having to go inside and asking for a coat hanger.

If I locked my keys in my car outside of a abortion clinic...

Would it be awkward to go inside and ask for a wire hanger?

Two blondes are locked out of their car...

The first blonde is trying to unlock the car using a coat hanger. The second says to the first "hurry up! It looks like it's going to rain and the top's down!"

Another bar joke

So two music notes walk into a bar, the tender immediatly knew it was treble, i cant tell you the rest of the story though, i like to end it on a cleff hanger.

Two blondes are trying to unlock a car....

The first blonde suggests picking it with a clothes hanger. As she struggles to unlock it the other blonde panicks and exclaims,"Hurry up the top is down and it's starting to rain!".

When I was really young my mom would try to beat me with a hanger.

Then I was born.

Millenials are Killing the Coat Hanger Industry

more than half of them support legal abortions.

So my mom was poking me with a coat hanger.

I told her to stop, and she didn't, so I asked why she was poking me and she said "because I should have done it 16 years ago"

Logan Paul...

Certainly started this year off with an absolute hanger of a video!

Banger... I meant banger.

A blonde walked into a gas station...

A blonde walked into a gas station and told the manager, "I locked my keys in my car and I was wondering if you had a coat hanger I could stick through the window and unlock the door."

"Why, sure," said the manager, "We have something that works especially for that."

A couple minutes later, the manager walked outside to see how the blonde was doing. He heard another voice. "No, no, a little to the left," said the other blonde inside the car.

Wife: "Get me a coat hanger, I don't want the baby anymore."

Hubby: "Are you crazy? It's too late for that! May I remind you our child has already been born?"

Wife: "It's not too late to let it play with the wall socket."

What do a pregnant woman and a locked car have in common?

They both can be fixed with a coat hanger.

Two Blondes leave a bar and realize they've locked their keys in the car.

After trying every door, attempting to call someone for help, and further debate, one blonde says to the other I bet I can unlock the doors with a coat hanger! I'll run inside and see if they have one!

The other blonde says Ok, well hurry because it looks like it's going to rain and the top is down!

What do you call a depressed butler?

A coat hanger.

What do you call someone who spends all their time at Macy's

A clothes hanger

What do you call someone who offs themselves at Macy's

A clothes hanger

Hate it when you're looking through your room and can't find a coat hanger

You have to go all the way to the doctors to get an abortion

What brings out your inner kid?

A coat hanger.

Coat hanger and hat are in the closet

Their owner comes and grabs the hat. The hat shouts: You hang here, I'll go on a head!

What's the worst thing about accidentally locking your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic?

Having to go in and ask for a coat hanger.

I accidentally locked my keys inside my car outside of a planned parenthood

Going inside to ask for a hanger was pretty akward.......

Locked my keys in my car next to the abortion clinic

It was awkward asking them for a hanger

Two blondes leave a restaurant and realize they've locked their keys in the car.

The husband fiddles with the door but isn't having any luck.

The wife says I know! I'll run inside and see if they have a coat hanger that we can use to Jimmy the lock!

The husband replies Great idea! But hurry, because it's about to rain and the top is down!

There were these two blonds and they locked their keys in their car...

The one blonde says to the other, "What do we do? Do we get a coat hanger and pick the lock?"

The other one replied, "No, people will think we're trying to break in."

The other one said, "Well do we get a knife and cut the rubber and pop the lock?"

The other one answered," No, people will think we're too stupid to use the coat hanger."

The other one said, "Well we better think of something quick because it's starting to rain and the sunroof is open."

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