Hangar Jokes
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Did you hear about the Navy hangar that doubles as a church?
It's a house of warship
Did you know that Samsung also manufacture hangar ships?
Must be because of all their ports left Open.
(l8 to the party i know)
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Ever heard about the pilot who committed s**...?
It was the first time they found a hanger in a hangar.
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Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies...
who worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Bud says, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!" Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane h**... and get completely smashed.
The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings... It's Jim.
Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"
Bud says, "I feel great. How about you?"
Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"
Bud says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often."
"Yeah, well there's just one thing..."
"What's that?"
"Have you f**... yet?" "No....."
"Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in PHOENIX!!!"
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Where do planes commit s**...?
In the hangar
The FBI found one of their most wanted fugitives in an aircraft hangar yesterday
He was hiding in plane site.
So my pregnant wife wanted to introduce toys in the bedroom...
I suggested a clothes hangar
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