Handy Jokes

Funniest Handy Short Jokes

Short handy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The handy humour may include short helpful jokes also.

1. Marvel Comics have announced a new female, Muslim superhero who can fly. Which is handy, cause she's not allowed to drive.
2. Hired a handy man and gave him a list. When I got home, only items #1, 3, & 5 were done. Turns out, he only does odd jobs.
3. I just walked past White Hart Lane and found 3 Spurs season tickets nailed to a wall. I thought of having them.
   Nails always come in handy.
4. Donald Trump is such a good salesman he could sell ice to the Eskimos. Which will come in handy considering his policies on global warming.
5. Anyone who loses his arms shouldn't just throw them out. You never know when they'll come in handy.
6. Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine... Which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
   /Jack Handy
7. What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed? Thanks for the handy cap.
8. Robert Kraft doesn't always have a use for massage parlors. But sometimes they come in handy.
9. I used to work in a circus for a few years. I was quite handy. I was the only person who could get the tent back in the bag.
10. I always make sure I have a single male friend Because he comes in handy.

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Handy One Liners

Which handy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with handy? I can suggest the ones about convenient and helping hand.

1. What happened to the handy man when he lost his hands? He became an army man.
2. Sign language is pretty handy.
3. Why should you always carry arms with you? They might come in handy.
4. I just ran out of tissues... Lately, it's been coming in handy
5. A teenage boy is like an alarm clock Comes in handy once a day
6. Handy tip... Is what I call my fingers.
7. I learned sign language It's very handy!
8. Do You Know Sign Langauge? Well you should because it's handy.
9. What do you call it when Arnold Schwarzenegger gives you a handie? An Ahnold Palmer
10. My son is a real hand full. I didn't have any tissues handy.
11. Being single means... ...that you come in handy
12. What did the german man say when he got a phone? Das Handy
13. Why are masterbaters so useful? Because they always come in handy.
14. My girlfriend uses an amazing skin moisturizer It's like taking a handy from a baby!
15. So I got a manual on how to please a man. So far it's really come in handy.

Handy Man Jokes

Here is a list of funny handy man jokes and even better handy man puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• So I'm going to start a business offering landscaping, painting, moving and other handy man services called Manuel labor
• Like the man who has run out kleenexes... this is bound to come in handy!

Handy Manny Jokes

Here is a list of funny handy manny jokes and even better handy manny puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Whatever happened to the Bob the Builder kids show? Handy Manny took his job.

Heartwarming Handy Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about handy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tidy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make handy pranks.