Handwriting Jokes
40 handwriting jokes and hilarious handwriting puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about handwriting that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Handwriting Short Jokes
Short handwriting jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The handwriting humour may include short letter writing jokes also.
- From my handwriting identification skills. I have carefully deduced that Santa is my secret Valentine every year.
- My teacher said I could be a doctor when I grew up! She still wants me to improve my handwriting though
- How does a handwriting analyst determine how his lover is feeling? He looks into his lover's 'I's.
- "one day you'll become a doctor" - teacher 7 years later I just realize I had a really bad handwriting
- Why is this true Friend: do you have any special talents only a few have
Me: yeah, i,m the only one that can read my own handwriting - My wife demanded a divorce after seeing her name written in the snow with pee. I didn't think she'd recognize her sister's handwriting.
- You know what they say about the communist girl with beautiful handwriting? Leftie-Lucy Writey Tidy
- Why do mathematicians have bad handwriting? They're doctors that can't afford handwriting classes.
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Handwriting One Liners
Which handwriting one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with handwriting? I can suggest the ones about hand gestures and learn to write.
- My handwriting is so bad That google uses it for captcha.
- What do you call a couple punctual doctors with good handwriting? A paradox.
- I can tell my kid's gonna be a doctor when he grows up. His handwriting is terrible.
- Chicken A chicken was recently admitted to Medical School, thanks to its handwriting
- Calling my handwriting chicken-scratch is offensive To chickens
- To enter a competition for bad handwriting first you must be illegible to compete
- My mom always thought I was going to be a doctor... After she saw my handwriting.
- I found an excuse for bad handwriting. I'm just practicing encryption.
- My handwriting has gotten pretty bad... I am the most illegible bachelor in my hometown!
- Everytime I see my handwriting I have a better hope becoming a doctor ...
- Do you know what I don't understand? Chinese handwriting.
- The cutest thing my SO does... Her handwriting looks like she has Parkinson's
- I wrote your name in the snow You should recognize it. It was your mom's handwriting.
- I bought an electric pen the other day ...but my handwriting's still shocking
- Why did the doctor fail medical school? His handwriting was legible.
Comical Handwriting Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What funny jokes about handwriting you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean typewriter jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make handwriting pranks.
Kim Jong Un decided to send donald trump a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still alive.
Trump opened the letter which appeared to contain a single-line coded message:
370HSSV - 0773H
Trump was baffled, so he emailed it to the his aides, who had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI
No one could solve it at FBI, so it went to the CIA. With no clue as to its meaning, FBI finally asked MSS (Ministry of State Security in China for help.
Within a few seconds MSS cabled back with this reply:
"Tell The President he's holding the message upside down."
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Trump looks out on the snow covered White House Lawn, and notices that someone has p**... Trump s**... in the fresh snow.
Furious, he demands the Secret Service investigate. A few days later, the head of the SS says Mr President, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is we've done a dna test on the u**..., and found the culprit. It turns out it's Mike Pence's. That traitor , shouts Trump. I'll have him hanged! Now, what did you say was the bad news? Well , says the SS chief, turns out it's Melania's handwriting .
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One day, the President finds a n**... message scribbled with pee on the snowy White House lawn.
He orders the Secret Service to investigate. They come back a few hours later with the results.
"Mr. President, we have bad news and worse news."
"What's the bad news?"
"The u**... belongs to the Vice President."
"What could possibly be worse than that?"
"The handwriting belongs to the First Lady."
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A woman had three daughters getting married the same day. Naturally she was worried about their s**... life. It was agreed that they would send a discrete message.
Two weeks after the triple wedding the first message arrives. An ad for Maxwell House with the slogan "Good till the last drop." She's happy for her girl.
A month passes and a second message arrives with a Marlboro ad. "Marlboro: Extra long, extra strong." She's a little embarrassed, but happy.
Three months pass. She's really worried about her youngest when finally a message arrives. It's addressed in shaky handwriting and contains an ad for British Airways. "London to Paris: Seven days a week, three times a day, both ways."
She fainted.
Father looks out the window on a snowy evening.
He gets furious and turns red.
"What's the matter, dear," his wife asks.
"It's our daughter's new boyfriend. He's written his name in the snow with pee."
"Oh. That's not so bad."
"Yeah, but it's in *her* handwriting."
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Trump was out walking on a beautiful snowy day, when he saw that somebody had urinated on the White House lawn to spell out "The President s**...."
Infuriated, Trump called on the secret service to figure out who had done it. In a few hours, they came to him and told him that there was some bad news and some worse news.
"The bad news is that the u**... is from Putin."
"Vlad? How could he do this to me? What could be worse than this?"
"The handwriting's is Melania's."
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Mickey's Yellow Snow Dilemma...
Mickey was angry because somebody was writing "Mickey s**..." in yellow snow outside of his front door every time it snowed. He ended up going to his friend who was a cop to ask for help. The cop checked it out and took some photos and samples. A couple of days later the cop came back to Mickey:
"Well, the good news is we've figured out that the u**... came from your friend, Goofy. The bad news - it's Minnie's handwriting..."
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A guy is relaxing at home when he hears a loud b**... on his front door. He opens the door to discover his next-door neighbor standing there looking outraged. "
What's the matter Bill?" he asks the neighbor. "I found your son's name written with pee in the snow between our houses!" he responds. "What's the big deal? He's a kid. Kids do that stuff". I'll tell you the big deal! It was in my daughter's handwriting!"
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What's a d**...'s favorite handwriting style?
Cursive.
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Fred Phelps, leader of Westboro Baptist Church, found dead in home surrounded by piles of partially chewed food. Cause of death: starvation. Next to his body was a note in his own handwriting
"Can't s**... cause that's gay"
