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Humorous Handstand Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What is a good handstand joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I called the local council and asked if I could have a skip outside my house.

The lady replied, "mate you can do cartwheels and handstands for all I care"
- For those not in the UK, a skip is like a dumpster

I didn't think handstands were traumatic.

But I just did one and my whole world was turned upside down.

An 80-year old man finds his wife doing a handstand n**... against a wall.

Shocked, he asks, "what are you doing?
She replies, "I know you can't get it up, but maybe you can drop it in."

What did the 6 say to the 9?

How long can you hold that handstand for?

A prince visited a famous Yogi

When the Prince walked up to the Yogi, He was meditating in a handstand pose. The prince felt that it was extremely rude that the man would not stand up and great him properly.
The prince said, Sir, stand up greet me properly!
Namaste upside down said the Yogi

A mother asks her young daughter, "Where did you get that dollar?"

Her daughter replies, "A boy at school said he would give me a dollar if I did a handstand."
Horrified, the mother explains, "That's because you're wearing a skirt! He just wanted to see your underwear!"
"Well, I tricked him," her daughter replies cheekily. "I didn't wear underwear today."

A 80 year old man walks in on his 80 year old wife doing a n**... handstand

He asks, What are you doing?
She says, I know you can't get it up but maybe you can drop it in

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