Handmade Jokes
20 handmade jokes and hilarious handmade puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about handmade that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Handmade Short Jokes
Short handmade jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The handmade humour may include short homemade jokes also.
- A hobbyist metalsmith was arrested for displaying his handmade pennies in public. What was he charged with? Indie-cent exposure.
- After so much effort and so many tries, my wife finally was able to make a handmade purse! Now that's what you call...perseverance.
- Why are s**... in s**... banks more valuable than blood in blood banks? The s**... is hand-made.
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Handmade One Liners
Which handmade one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with handmade? I can suggest the ones about well made and manufactured.
- A lot of effort goes into my erections. They're all handmade.
- My s**... life lately has been like very fine jewelry 100% handmade
- Why Do You Get Paid More At The s**... Bank Than At The Blood Bank? s**... Is Handmade.
- Why is s**... donations are more valued than blood donations? Because they're hand-made
- Why is s**... donation more expensive than blood donation? Handmade things are costlier.
- Q: Why is a blood bank more profitable than a s**... bank?
A: The s**... is handmade. - m**... is a work of art. It's handmade.
Laughter Handmade Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What funny jokes about handmade you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean self made jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make handmade pranks.
Why is it always crowded in a s**... bank?
Because people are paid to come.
Why'd you think s**... donations are really expensive, because they're handmade
But Its hardwork tho, it takes alo of b**... to do it, whatever you thing you on regular that's nutting.
A wife tells her husband on their wedding day...
A wife tells her husband on their wedding day to never open a shoebox that she keeps in their closet. The husband complies. Decades later the wife is on her deathbed and asks for the husband to bing the box and open it. He finds in it two handmade dolls and $25,000 in cash. The wife tells him that every time she got so mad she wanted to kill him, she would redirect that energy into making these dolls.
The husband became teary eyed at the fact that she only became angry at him twice in all these years of marriage.
"What about the cash?" He asked
"Oh, that's the money I made from selling the other dolls."
A Woman on her Deathbed
An elderly woman is laying on her deathbed with her husband at her side.
"Honey", she says, "I want to show you something. Go in to the closet and take down the box from the top shelf."
So her husband goes and does as he is asked and opens the box to find two handmade dolls and five thousand dollars in cash.
"Dear, what is this?" he asks his wife.
She replies, "The day we were married, my grandmother sat me down and told me,'There are going to be times that the two of you fight, times that you'll be so sick of him you cannot even stand the sight of him. Whenever a time like that comes, sit down and make a doll to calm yourself down.'"
Her husband had tears in his eyes, after all these years of marriage, she was only ever mad at him twice, he could not believe how he had married such an amazing woman. Then he asked,"And what about the money?" She replied, "Oh, that's the money I made from selling the dolls."
