Handler Jokes
5 handler jokes and hilarious handler puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about handler that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you looking for a good laugh? Enjoy this collection of jokes about package handlers, baggage handlers, dog handlers, call handlers, how to handle various tasks, and more! From Python to passengers, this article has it all. Get ready to laugh out loud!
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Today at the zoo I was let into the Lion enclosure
I said to the lion handler Why do I do if the lion tries to attack me?
He replied Don't be afraid it's very simple, if the lion charges you, reach behind your back, grab a pile of s**... off the ground and throw it in the lions face
I said to him But what if I reach behind me and there is no pile of s**... on the ground?
To which the lion handler said Don't worry it'll be there
I hired a specialist aviation lawyer to deal with a dispute I had with an airport baggage handler.
He lost my case.
An airplane joke
The pilot comes on the speaker
Pilot: "Now that we are in the air I figured I'd lighten it up with a joke. Knock knock"
Passengers "Whose there?"
Pilot: "Superman"
Passengers: "Superman who?"
Pilot: "You're at forty thousand feet, it's either me, or a really unlucky baggage handler, now open up"
Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?
He wanted stable employment
What do you call a pilot's therapist?
A baggage handler.
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