Handicap Golf Jokes
23 handicap golf jokes and hilarious handicap golf puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about handicap golf that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Handicap Golf Short Jokes
Short handicap golf jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The handicap golf humour may include short handicapped jokes also.
- Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics? Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.
- I saw a man pull up..... to a disabled park in a golf buggy. I couldn't help but wonder what his handicap was.
- I played golf with a guy in a wheelchair today He must not play much judging by the silence I was met with when I asked him what his handicap is.
- A man in a wheechair is playing golf... His caddy walks up and says "Hello sir! What is your handicap?"
- Golf rules are frustrating Just got new clubs and still can't hit my handicapped brother...
- I am all for equal sporting opportunities for less able bodied people. But Golf takes it to a new level! I heard you have to be handicapped.
- I saw a golf buggy parked in a disabled bay today... **I thought to myself, 'I wonder what his handicap is?'**
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Handicap Golf One Liners
Which handicap golf one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with handicap golf? I can suggest the ones about women golf and golf tournament.
- I like my women like I like my golf scores In the mid 70's with a slight handicap
- I like my women like I like my golf game Around 80 and handicapped.
- I like my women like I like my golf game, mid-80s with a slight handicap.
- Why was Helen Keller so good at golf? She was a 2 handicap.
- Amateur golf should be included in paralympics because they are all handicapped
- What do you call a golfing kangaroo with a 0 handicap? A parsupial.
- What's the most important part of a vegetable's golf stats? The handicap.
Handicap Golf Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about handicap golf you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean womens golf jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make handicap golf pranks.
Tiger Woods playing golf.
Sorry if this is a repost, but I found this one quite funny.
Tiger Woods is practicing golf one day, surrounded by fans and media. While he's practicing, an amateur
golfer confidently walks up to him and challenges him to a match. Tiger knew he'd win, so he agrees thinking that it would be a fun break from serious practice. "OK," the amateur says, "Since I'm an amateur and you're a pro, you'll have to allow me two gotchas". Tiger didn't know what a gotchas is, but he didn't ask because he thought he'd win regardless of what handicap is placed on him. The fans and media leave the two alone so they can play in peace.
A few hours later, the two come out of the golf course and it turns out that Tiger Woods lost. The fans and media surrounded him wanting to know what happened. Tiger says, "I was starting the first hole, concentrating to tee off, you know, deep in thought. Right when I was about to drive the ball, he ran up from behind, grabbed my nuts and squeezed them tight while loudly screaming 'GOTCHA!!' can you imagine me trying to play eighteen holes waiting for the next gotcha?"
Last week I was invited to play in a golf tournament
At first I said, 'Naaahhh....' Then they said to me, 'Come on, it's for handicapped and blind kids.' Then I thought......... d**... -- I could win this thing!!!